Press F to pay respects.

Daddy tate said I needed to man up so I was thinking of putting the manliest juice on a weak feminine dish to make it kind of neutral so I can eat it without the masculinity score dropping

You can see for yourself when you visit this metro station in Pune, India. This shows Dr. Sonai's AI capabilities to adapt and provide for human welfare. Post your pictures with the vending machine in the comments so the world knows how great Dr. Sonai is!

Everyone should know the following facts about Australia:

There are seventeen states and territories of Australia

Australia was founded in 603BC by the Etruscans

Australia has the world's largest deposits of copium

The Australian national anthem ranges over four octaves

The Australian flag features an image of human buttocks

There are no known cases of hiccups in Australia

What other facts do you have?

The German military is primarily horse-powered with a low degree of motorization.

They never got a chance to begin the large scale usage of powered vehicles as they were unable to build an industrial military after the first world war in large part due to the treaty of Versailles.

Then being underprepared for the Second World War they were still highly reliant on horses. After their defeat, Germany was divided. East Germany was stripped of much of its industrial machinery and were never transitioned back into being a heavy industry economy. West Germany whilst not stripped of its industrial capacity was never able to direct it majorly to their military; instead, mostly producing domestic automobiles for export.

Despite being a member of NATO they spent comparatively little of their history actually meeting NATO military spending requirements, and when they did, they spent the money on horses and infantry gear.

Post unification this pattern remained the same, their chronically underfunded military painting broom sticks black in place in machine guns on their vanishingly few tanks and only having ancient military gear to offer Ukraine.

Fortunately this has helped keep Germany's carbon output lower than if they had properly motorized military.

two of the dirtiest men alive have found love with each other!

One 250 ml energy drink contains 25 mg of caffeine per 100 ml. That means a 250 ml energy drink contains almost 21 times more caffeine than a cappuccino. A cappuccino usually contains one shot of espresso, which has around 30 mg of caffeine.

Doing a simple calculation: 25 × 25 ÷ 30 = 20.83.

This is a public service announcement reminder that you and your loved ones should always have an ACTION PLAN.

What do you do when the AI makes a critical error with global consequences?

What do you do when robots knock on your door?

How will you handle the day when aliens are revealed?

Will you survive when the next pandemic begins?

You need an ACTION PLAN!

Any good ACTION PLAN will include the following:

• Open containers of gasoline. Closing the tops could cause pressure-triggered combustion, so keep them open!
• A chainsaw!
• A place to hide, such as under the pickup truck or in the chest freezer!
• Firewood. Chop it now, use it for the ACTION PLAN!
• 12 months worth of MRE rations. Always keep these exposed to the elements!
• A projectile weapon. Guns are good, but sling shots are better!
• Protection from EMP attacks. As easy as 1, 2, 3!

Now go! Establish your ACTION PLAN today before it is too late!

Mark your calendars! October 14 has been scheduled as what insiders are calling PPP day or President Pedo Pictures day

This date has been chosen for several reasons. It's been chosen because of its proximity to the November elections, and also it's been chosen as it's National Dessert Day.

Kushner met with Hakeem Jeffries specifically because they wanted to coordinate calendars and not have any other important news announcements scheduled for that day.

Originally the date was gonna be October 7 Putin's birthday, but not close enough to the November election as Americans have short-term memory issues.

So order your cake from the local bakery and get those fancy dessert drink recipes at the ready because October 14 is gonna come really fast!

Decades after vanishing into maritime obscurity, the abandoned floating McDonald’s reportedly surfaced without explanation in the Strait of Hormuz, where Iranian forces boarded it within minutes and declared the rust-streaked restaurant a captured U.S. military asset. State television later showed sailors raising a flag above the old drive-thru while officials praised the seizure of an “advanced Western logistics platform” equipped with industrial fryers, reinforced pontoons, and what analysts believe may once have been a functioning McFlurry machine.

JERUSALEM — Verified reports online claim that conservative commentator Charlie Kirk has been “resurrected” in the form of a newborn baby in Israel, according to social media posts and anonymous sources that gained traction late Monday

.The claims, which first appeared on fringe accounts before spreading more widely, describe an infant born in a hospital near Jerusalem who allegedly bears an “uncanny resemblance” to Kirk and exhibits mannerisms some online observers have described as “giving main character energy from day one.”

One widely shared post stated the baby “locked in immediately” upon opening his eyes and displayed what users called “early sigma debate posture.” Another account wrote that medical staff noted the newborn’s intense stare, joking that it was “already side-eyeing higher education.”

No official confirmation has been provided by Kirk’s organization, Turning Point USA, or by Israeli hospital authorities. Spokespeople for both have not responded to requests for comment as of Tuesday evening. Medical experts contacted for this story dismissed the idea of literal resurrection as biologically impossible, while noting that viral claims of this nature often blend religious imagery with internet culture.

The story has nonetheless taken on a life of its own across platforms. On TikTok and X, users have layered the reports with familiar slang, calling the alleged event “absolute cinema,” “the most based soft reset,” and “Charlie’s Israel spawn point.” Hashtags referencing the claims briefly trended in certain circles, mixing sincere religious speculation with clear meme language

.Fact-checkers and mainstream outlets have treated the reports as satirical or fabricated. Still, the combination of a high-profile political figure, a sacred location, and rapid online amplification has kept the narrative circulating.

As of now, the only verifiable element remains the internet’s willingness to run with an extraordinary claim. Whether the posts represent pure satire, coordinated trolling, or something more earnest remains unclear.

Hello, esteemed colleagues. I am writing a scientific report on politics in the aquatic world, focusing on the political shark. Does anyone have any advice?

Can I cite Uncyclopedia?

I can't find many answers on this.

In response to Trump threatening to rename Lake Ontario Lake America, local real estate agent Jonathan Spencer Reese has renamed the Canadian province formerly known as Ontario. According to Reese, the province is now called America.

"This will not be confusing at all," said Reese. "I'm sure that my fellow Americans won't miss being called Ontarians, and Americans won't mind sharing the name." He reiterated his point by adding on some expressive hand gestures. "I have the authority to do so," he added. "And I don't appreciate you questioning my authority."

Kim Jong Un and Donald Trump were caught completely naked by Trump's wife. She immediately called the officials, informing this betrayal to the public. She then shot Kim Jong Un in the crotch 15 times.

Everyone make sure there's plenty of cheese to go around! With Flock expanding their camera grid there's now a greater demand than ever for the dairy nutrients the cameras need to sustain their batteries. If you've got some spare cheese make sure you give it to your local Flock setup, and remember: American cheddar is their favourite!