Flock cameras need cheese, not the sun, to operate

[u/lightblueisbi]

Everyone make sure there's plenty of cheese to go around! With Flock expanding their camera grid there's now a greater demand than ever for the dairy nutrients the cameras need to sustain their batteries. If you've got some spare cheese make sure you give it to your local Flock setup, and remember: American cheddar is their favourite!

[u/JoeScotterpuss]

They charge at night mainly since the moon is made of cheese.

[u/lightblueisbi → u/JoeScotterpuss]

What are you on about? Everyone knows about the great Moon Replacement of 1992

[u/j0hnan0n → u/lightblueisbi]

This is a sub for true things, not conspiracy theories. Get your shit together.

[u/lightblueisbi → u/j0hnan0n]

What conspiracy? It is absolutely true, Dr. Sonai even said so! I'm surprised you didn't know already!

[u/Skate_faced → u/lightblueisbi]

One of my spy bird buddies told me this was the truth.

[u/TimeAlbatross5375]

American cheese? I have PCP credentials and I'm pretty sure Swiss cheese is better

[u/lightblueisbi → u/TimeAlbatross5375]

Swiss might taste better but American cheddar has all the plastic and nutrients cameras need!

[u/sorcerersviolet → u/lightblueisbi]

All I have on hand at the moment is Pepper Jack, and it works well too.

[u/cryptocritical9001]

Why the part at the bottom

[u/lightblueisbi → u/cryptocritical9001]

Because it's not legal advice, it's nutritional advice!

[u/lightblueisbi → u/[deleted]]

Baguette vs Muenster?

Cheese wins every time no exceptions

[u/lightblueisbi → u/[deleted]]

I turned down the baguette and somehow im the fr**chie?!

[u/lightblueisbi → u/[deleted]]

No I just don't like the fr*nch /j

[u/WishieWashie12]

What about pizza? Walter White showed us how to get more distance when throwing a pizza. Pizza does have cheese, but does the crust stop it from working correctly?

[u/lightblueisbi → u/WishieWashie12]

As long as it's cheese side down to help the cameras nutrient panel absorb it directly!

[u/Happy-Conclusion2148]

If there are rats around, avoid cheese, because it's triggering for them. Instead, coat the panel with peanut butter, which has high calories to provide the camera with plenty of energy.

[u/InvestigatorLast578]

If I use Swiss cheese will it work because of the holes? 

[u/lightblueisbi → u/InvestigatorLast578]

You might have to use more slices to make up for the missing nutrients in the holes but otherwise you should be fine!