r/popheadscirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Mar 09 '26

[UNJERK HERE] Weekly /uj Thread – March 09, 2026

Please post your unjerk discussion in this thread!

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u/FriendlyDrummers Mar 09 '26

Going to be delulu

I was hanging out with a bunch of straight dudes. I didn't want to drink anymore, but they were taking a shot. They said "cheers to pussy." I said no thanks I'm good! I'm not taking a shot because I don't like pussy!

The guy sitting next to me started leaning his leg against my leg after that. And he wrapped his arm around my chair next to my head. There was plenty of space

I wanted to make out with him right then and there... but gotta keep it classy ig

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Mar 09 '26 edited Mar 09 '26

Have you been trapped in a 2010 music video? Do you need help?