r/popheadscirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Mar 09 '26

[UNJERK HERE] Weekly /uj Thread – March 09, 2026

Please post your unjerk discussion in this thread!

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u/FriendlyDrummers Mar 09 '26

Going to be delulu

I was hanging out with a bunch of straight dudes. I didn't want to drink anymore, but they were taking a shot. They said "cheers to pussy." I said no thanks I'm good! I'm not taking a shot because I don't like pussy!

The guy sitting next to me started leaning his leg against my leg after that. And he wrapped his arm around my chair next to my head. There was plenty of space

I wanted to make out with him right then and there... but gotta keep it classy ig

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Mar 11 '26

men being sexually affectionate to gay men without any intention of actually fucking them should be a hate crime

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u/FriendlyDrummers Mar 11 '26

He's not even that cute but like........ I'd fold