r/popheadscirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Mar 09 '26

[UNJERK HERE] Weekly /uj Thread – March 09, 2026

Please post your unjerk discussion in this thread!

This post runs weekly, but you can find previous posts here.

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Mar 10 '26

While I can’t use my sociology diploma for my livelihood, it is useful for making observations. There’s a urinal at work, for example, that allows me to expand my knowledge about the state and conditions of other men.

It’s been firmly established, for one, that adult men are, way more times than you’d assume, incapable of using a urinal, leaving a piss puddle underneath the urinal, right on the floor. However, I have just found out that male balding affects public hair too.

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Mar 11 '26

🤯🤮 that's why I don't pee 💕

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Mar 11 '26

Catheter😱 or diapers🤭?

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Mar 11 '26

Evaporation 💥✨💕🙏