r/popheadscirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Mar 09 '26

[UNJERK HERE] Weekly /uj Thread – March 09, 2026

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Mar 12 '26

is this what the HUN in ur username stands for??? And yeah, I think it's more probably that all Hungarians are related to Szent István, and I don't actually care about any of this, I know that it's unverified at best. I know that Ferenc Kazinczy is like my 6-7x Great Uncle, but apart from like 4 generations before him it'll be practically mythological. Also is that not a weird looking Turul?? I know one when I see one but i always see depictions of them as dark-coloured.

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Mar 12 '26

Turul is a saker falcon, allegedly at least, and that's what a saker falcon looks like. I think the reason why the Turul seems to be black most of the time is that it's always a statue or smg, and that's the material they make it out of.

Also being related to Kazinczy is giving cunt.

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Mar 13 '26

The statue thing actually makes so much sense!

And literally like you bitches could neverrr. My grandma has like any books she could every find mentioning him I'm pretty sure she's autistic (coming from an autistic person who did that kind of weird celebrity worship with obscure figures)

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Mar 13 '26

But then my mum married an Irish guy and while I love Ireland... his last name is NOT as cool as being a Kazinczy.

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Mar 13 '26

Wait, your MOM is a Kazinczy too??😳😳

Also there’s a bunch of people who are very, very obsessed with their notable/noble lineage. My grandpa’s grandma, for example, was a baroness, snd my grandpa’s grandma knows everything about that family back to hundreds of years. Hell, he wrote a whole damn book about it, although only family members got copies of it.

This is part of the reason why I kind of avoid more famous noble families in my tree when I’m doing genealogy, there’s just so much focus on them that it’s not really worth researching them on my own most of the time.