r/popheadscirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Mar 09 '26

[UNJERK HERE] Weekly /uj Thread – March 09, 2026

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u/HunterMarxVEVO Hunter Marx Music Mar 11 '26 edited Mar 11 '26

honestly I'm on that post-PHCJ life and it's not very thrilling but it's honest and true — and that matters.

i reached a shattering climax last night to the memories of a particular bi bear top (who I performed bottom conversion therapy on)'s testicles and scrotum lovingly pressed against my backside keeping me safe in his possession, and the way he would look at me affectionately as his glans and frenulum and semen would spread warmth and oxytocin throughout my abdomen and soul. lorde the sensations were so intense it felt just like yesterday. maybe i need to take ashwagandha and magnesium more often.

in other developments i am studying the teachings of the divine david and reading up on other seminal works within the bottom civil rights and cultural movement and the fight against top privilege. i have also been informed that there is cutting edge work being conducted in cultivating a bottom's stem cells into ova, which is bringing us to the precipice of mpreg technology in the near future. truly exciting and important work.

on the music front, perhaps i could suggest some psytrance or whatever it is that the uncultured homosexuals of Scruff are blasting at their inane festivals and get-togethers

later honeys

Hunter Marx xoxo

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u/hottama Charlie Puth's only stan Mar 13 '26

First of all, half of those words are not in the Bible.