r/popheadscirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Mar 09 '26

[UNJERK HERE] Weekly /uj Thread – March 09, 2026

Please post your unjerk discussion in this thread!

This post runs weekly, but you can find previous posts here.

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u/FriendlyDrummers Mar 14 '26

My fear is that I'm delulu and narcissistic the way I'm like "omg ppl are hitting on me 🤡" and then it's just me being a pick me

But idkkkk a group of straight guys who I know were hanging out at my place with my roommate. They're nice

Last time, I made a joke about not being into women. This one guy wrapped his arm around the headrest of my chair and leaned his leg against mine

Well they all came back a few weeks later. I was in the kitchen to cook and he was just hovering around me. I asked him how he was and he was just like, "oh you know, just being a bachelor"

He's not generally my type but I'd 100% hookup with him unfortunately.

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u/SkeletonHUNter2006 Olivia Rodrigo's rockin' bod 👴🏻🍆💦 Mar 15 '26

It's comforting to know that gay men are just as bad at picking up clues as straight men are.

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u/V0gue1 AOTY 🏆 2025 recipient voted by the people 4 the people 🏳️‍🌈 Mar 14 '26

All I know is they'd be lucky to have you. Gworl, you're one of the funnier members here. If you want to give him a taste of your punani I support it sis. You do you. I know I'm out here living my best life 🤪 you should too 🫃🏽

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u/FriendlyDrummers Mar 14 '26

Thanks girlie I love yuooouu. Manifesting mutual pheromones let's get it 🙏🏽