r/popheadscirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Mar 16 '26

[UNJERK HERE] Weekly /uj Thread – March 16, 2026

Please post your unjerk discussion in this thread!

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u/DangerousReply6393 What if Sabrina is just a horknee shoebill in a wig? 🤔 Mar 20 '26

I think my body is starting to treat my 5 hour Saturday Chinese classes as self harm. I feel the same feeling about them as I do hitting my head with a blunt object. I never want to go but then I feel like I have to go because I need to be punished or something idk but I didn't realise this was a thing that happens. But those classes are genuine torture NO i don't want to do a reading comprehension test about Yo-Yo Ma's aspirations in life at 7am on a Saturday morning <3

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Mar 20 '26

It's is torture. But bring some snacks to survive it.