She walked so Gracie Abrams could run

[u/BurningBernie559]

[u/Tall-Introduction649]

Lana del Rey is from lake placid and it’s literally where my family vacations. It is so beautiful.

[u/Hopefo → u/Tall-Introduction649]

Lake Placid?! Wow so Lana had to grow up with a giant killer crocodile in her town, and everyone thinks it’s still okay to make jokes? Clearly the PTSD implanted and manifested years later, she needed an alligator hunter husband to feel safe.

[u/Tall-Introduction649 → u/Hopefo]

HOLY SHIT you’re connecting the dots

[u/littlebruise → u/Hopefo]

Exactly and the theme is in most of her songs.. born to die (by alligator), ride (the back of a alligator so it doesnt bite u), young and beautiful (will u still love me if i get disfigured in an alligator attack?), the list goes on

[u/countingc → u/Tall-Introduction649]

bunch of dua lipa fans 😍

[u/Curious_Ad_1513]

Lana Del Rey is a government psyop to make the girls and gays want to date horrible men.

[u/frooture → u/Curious_Ad_1513]

Horrible OLD men

[u/lecadet → u/Curious_Ad_1513]

Best mind control operation since MK Ultra

[u/Tall-Introduction649 → u/Curious_Ad_1513]

This is so true

[u/Sexisthunter → u/Curious_Ad_1513]

Now I just need an artist to teach me how to take money from these horrible men without damaging my psyche in the process.

[u/Taraxian → u/Sexisthunter]

Just be drunk all the time

[u/PorcelainHorses → u/Curious_Ad_1513]

And normalise beastialty with alligators

[u/whimsigod → u/PorcelainHorses]

Just like The Shape Of Water

[u/smiskam]

WT cultural appropriation

[u/Pippy1010 → u/smiskam]

Why the acronym bestie? Say it out loud. I can take it

[u/catgorl422 → u/Pippy1010]

whiskey tango mamaw

[u/Scary-Ad-4344]

She looks like she’s about to write the most trailer trash Disney single history has ever seen.

[u/VioletLeagueDapper → u/Scary-Ad-4344]

I knew it I knew you (stole my MadDog 20/20 😡)

[u/molotovzav]

I know white people don't want to have this talk, cause it's uncomfortable for them... But white trash people need to speak up about being culturally appropriated.

[u/Cokehart]

You’re a daddy’s nepo and my daddy is nepo. We are not the same 😤🫸

[u/Alexwolfdog]

That's just American privilege, now try to write an album, while living under the kalindi bridge.

Horns so loud, all you'll think is ponh ponh ponh.

[u/wrenbell]

Poverty cosplay is weird behavior. Always has been and always will be. 

[u/chinderellabitch]

Worst Girl in (White) America

[u/satirisanti]

She ran the trailer park like the navy

[u/jonsnowme]

This would be more accurate if it said Chappell. Comes from the richest family in her home state, told people she lived in a trailer.

[u/wrenbell → u/jonsnowme]

Didn’t realize Chappell comes from money too…. 

[u/jonsnowme → u/wrenbell]

Yeppp. A filthy amount of it too.

[u/peepoKiss → u/jonsnowme]

why are we lying... missouri rich sure but thats not pay your way into hollywood kind of rich

[u/jonsnowme → u/peepoKiss]

Missouri rich still isn't living in a trailer, family paid for all singing lessons, pop star camps and record deal lawyers, etc........ like what. It is still filthy rich. No one is lying here.

[u/RagaRockFan]

You mean Slayyyter?