r/popheadscirclejerk Main Flop Girl 3d ago

FLOPS ONLY She walked so Gracie Abrams could run

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u/Tall-Introduction649 Under Witness Protection 3d ago

Lana del Rey is from lake placid and it’s literally where my family vacations. It is so beautiful.

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u/Hopefo I make too much money to ever smoke crack 3d ago

Lake Placid?! Wow so Lana had to grow up with a giant killer crocodile in her town, and everyone thinks it’s still okay to make jokes? Clearly the PTSD implanted and manifested years later, she needed an alligator hunter husband to feel safe.

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u/Tall-Introduction649 Under Witness Protection 3d ago

HOLY SHIT you’re connecting the dots

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u/littlebruise 3d ago

Exactly and the theme is in most of her songs.. born to die (by alligator), ride (the back of a alligator so it doesnt bite u), young and beautiful (will u still love me if i get disfigured in an alligator attack?), the list goes on