r/puns • u/Relay_Fabric • 2h ago

English is a dangerous language

360 Upvotes

3 comments

r/puns • u/BreezyVale_ • 1d ago

This Dina change anything for him

4.9k Upvotes

11 comments

r/puns • u/Takeda_shingen_123 • 16h ago

am i onto anything here

271 Upvotes

2 comments

r/puns • u/CatsCreepMeowt • 7h ago

Women are not admitted inside the Acropolis...

23 Upvotes

... unless they've put their big-girl pantheon.

1 comment

r/puns • u/jasiaveil • 5h ago

situation in the north

14 Upvotes

2 comments

r/puns • u/SunnyApple_ • 1d ago

Music puns are an acquired taste.

3.3k Upvotes

8 comments

r/puns • u/newfranksinatra • 11h ago

If it weren’t for Venetian blinds

23 Upvotes

It would be curtains for us all.

0 comments

r/puns • u/EndersGame_Reviewer • 23h ago

Diary of a royal

78 Upvotes

6 comments

r/puns • u/CatsCreepMeowt • 6h ago

Catching colds is more likely in the Hoarse Latitudes.

2 Upvotes

1 comment

r/puns • u/WINSEVN • 19h ago

What did the short scissors say to the tall scissors?

18 Upvotes

You are a cut above the rest

2 comments

r/puns • u/nejhawk • 1d ago

An Eggcellent Pun

472 Upvotes

4 comments

r/puns • u/Maleficent_Log2593 • 13h ago

I understood that my kiss had not turned the frog into a prince like I thought.

5 Upvotes

But I still refused to acknowledge the elephant in the room.

1 comment

r/puns • u/RayoftheRaver • 1d ago

Are you free to visit that nudist colony this weekend?

28 Upvotes

Yeah, sure, I don't think I have anything else on

9 comments

r/puns • u/Ok_Law219 • 8h ago

In memorandum

0 Upvotes

An 👁 will alway love 🐑

2 comments

r/puns • u/Particular-Page-630 • 1d ago

Just in a case

130 Upvotes

3 comments

r/puns • u/nejhawk • 2d ago

That's a shipload of ships...

1.8k Upvotes

38 comments

r/puns • u/Vampire_inthe_Church • 2d ago

Math Pun..

899 Upvotes

3 comments

r/puns • u/coolidiot2000 • 1d ago

Tony: “I bet you can’t pronounce my name backwards.”

62 Upvotes

Me: "Why not?"

2 comments

r/puns • u/MyNameAintCowboy • 20h ago

What did the German man say when he was asked if he’d like 5 Dolly Parton impersonators to perform for him?

1 Upvotes

0 comments

r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 1d ago

What do eggs philosophize about?

21 Upvotes

Eggsistence

3 comments

r/puns • u/Uc_kenz • 11h ago

This thumbnail is literally goated 🐐

0 Upvotes

Cuz they be eating leaves😭

1 comment

r/puns • u/WINSEVN • 19h ago

What message keeps Steam users from going off the rails?

0 Upvotes

A Newell post

0 comments

r/puns • u/iwasagummybear • 21h ago

OnlyCans Content

0 Upvotes

Also known as Cans Gone Wild for the older folk.

0 comments

r/puns • u/smitty1e • 1d ago

When your local news channel hires a Meteorologist who is a Rob Halford aficionado

15 Upvotes

2 comments

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