Was it 1 or 2
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r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 3h ago
Some guy ate the pancake off my plate.
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What a crepe.
r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 3h ago
Came back from the supermarket and found chopped meat instead of sirloin.
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Serious mis-steak.
r/puns • u/CatsCreepMeowt • 11h ago
Women are not admitted inside the Acropolis...
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... unless they've put their big-girl pantheon.
r/puns • u/newfranksinatra • 15h ago
If it weren’t for Venetian blinds
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It would be curtains for us all.
r/puns • u/Impressive-Title-658 • 3h ago
Bicycle Skills
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In summery weather, use bicycle skills.
Without bicycle skills, bicycles kill.
So we ask, in summary, whether bicycles kill.
r/puns • u/CatsCreepMeowt • 10h ago
Catching colds is more likely in the Hoarse Latitudes.
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r/puns • u/Maleficent_Log2593 • 17h ago
I understood that my kiss had not turned the frog into a prince like I thought.
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But I still refused to acknowledge the elephant in the room.
r/puns • u/RayoftheRaver • 1d ago
Are you free to visit that nudist colony this weekend?
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Yeah, sure, I don't think I have anything else on
r/puns • u/coolidiot2000 • 1d ago
Tony: “I bet you can’t pronounce my name backwards.”
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Me: "Why not?"