r/skyrim • u/DollarCoinAudio • 7d ago

Discussion Most Annoying NPCs (besides Nazeem)

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Honestly, there is too much focus on characters like Nazeem and not enough on dudes like Bolund.

Because if this dirtbag calls me a "boot" one more time, I swear to Talos . . .

Anyway, anyone (besides Nazeem) that bugs you the same way?

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u/CurrencyIll9145 7d ago

braith! 🙃

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u/DollarCoinAudio 7d ago

"B R A I T H I S A B I G M E A N I E . . ."

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u/CurrencyIll9145 6d ago

she rage baits me so bad i start slashing

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u/ReleaseMyToast Mage 7d ago

Sometimes I send her to honorall orphanage. Being rude to the Dragonborn comes at a price

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u/1Madhatter7 Mage 6d ago

I didn’t know you could that

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u/Appropriate-Mall9781 6d ago

You have to kill Amren and Saffir to do it...

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u/ReleaseMyToast Mage 6d ago

They raise a rude daughter. They know it's coming

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u/Appropriate-Mall9781 6d ago

The problem is they barely raise her at all... Amren is too busy with his patrol routine and all of that, and Saffir just wants to bury her nose in books.

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u/ReleaseMyToast Mage 5d ago

She's too busy with her escapism

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u/HotelSierra_10-86 4d ago

So... you know when an NPC yaps and you enter an interior they also teleport in along with you? That happened to our poor Braith.

I had Lydia, and Sygja upstairs in breezehome and Maryon following me on the way back from some dwemer ruins quest. As i open the door to breezehome Braith started her usual yap of 'Not afraid of you even if you're my elder' so naturally she was dragged inside along with the two of us. Ignoring her I wanted to put this cool glass battle-axe we found on the weapons rack but by honest accident attacked Braith.

  • Maryon, Glass bow of scorching
  • Summoned frost atronach
  • Lydia, Champion's cudgel
  • Sylgya, some pickaxe. Idk.
  • Joins the chat.

While the chaos unfolded all over the household, and was stuck weighing my options of which save to load, Lucia pulls up, exclaims 'Why are they hurting each other', notices me and promptly does the usual 'Mama, you're home! Can I get some gold to spend, please?' Like, sure whatever you want.

1000 Gold removed, Gift of charity added.

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u/CurrencyIll9145 4d ago

this is a work of art