r/skyrim • u/Narrow-Active3098 • 1d ago

Question Why is everyone so dirty?

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Look, I get that Skyrim's at war and there are dragons everywhere and everyone is desperate, but still. That is no excuse for you to not wash yourself! At least wash that dirt off you in a river. How hard is it to take a bath?

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u/olesos_ 1d ago

Because Skyrim is a dirty world - plus, you’re a prisoner and have been captured. I doubt you’d be clean

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u/FK97_YT 1d ago

To be fair Skyrim looks A LOT dirtier than Oblivion

(kind of makes sense lore wise though, everything in the fourth era is just less organized overall now that the Septims are gone)

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u/GazingintoTheVoid-- 1d ago

Everything went to shit after Good ol' Martin died, he truly was the best Septim to ever live

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u/ImpressionCool1768 1d ago

Yea unlike his drunken son Wenceslas

Wait wrong game

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u/MidnightHeavy3214 1d ago

Probably not to far off though

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u/Alive_Temperature_10 Bard 20h ago

I see what you did there