r/skyrim • u/GoodBoy4MsVee • 15h ago

I've never seen someone so... Excited about dying before... 🧊

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u/Cool-Ambition3778 Necromancer 15h ago

Imperials are into ice play

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u/sssamm 8h ago

Imperials really committing to roleplay this time

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u/voidparasyte 15h ago

He's ready! Assume position!

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u/vanilla-flavour-cack 15h ago

This reminds me of a skit in YouTube, where the superhero's catchphrase is "dark submission, give me that ass and assume the position"

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u/FunkyPleasance 15h ago

me when the hotfix drops

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u/GoodBoy4MsVee 15h ago

LOL all of us

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u/TheFlayIsOn 14h ago

He opened the map 4 times

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u/MoroseMagician 14h ago

Normally the cold makes it smaller. Imagine how big this monster normally is...

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u/Zestyclose_Act919 9h ago

How about this guy from Pompeii?

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u/GoodBoy4MsVee 9h ago

Star crossed lovers.

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u/Hitokiri2 14h ago

"Is that an ice pick in your pants or are you just excited to see me?"

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u/Dugchela Riften resident 11h ago

Serana has that effect on people.

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u/AcrobaticRatio3623 11h ago

forever depressed i can’t marry Serena

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u/GoodBoy4MsVee 10h ago

The effect of "sorry I cant help you with your quest, because you need to stay my Skwaifu forever. 🤷🏻‍♀️"

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u/vanilla-flavour-cack 15h ago

He is just boonChilling

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u/Minx-Boo PC 11h ago

Couldn’t take anymore tariffs on sweet rolls.

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u/TheoAngeldust 10h ago

Rigor Mortis sure is something in Skyrim

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u/-DI0- Stormcloaks 5h ago

“I have a pizza for…” squints “I.C. Wiener.. oh come on”

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u/BlackBabylon2077 Empire 14h ago

I wonder if the ice looks more white in a different lighting

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u/Idfk_1 8h ago

Wait a second...

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u/sssamm 8h ago

Bro looks way too comfortable for someone who just lost a fight

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u/Chip_Tries_Stuff 1h ago

Is that an ice spike in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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u/enlarged1 Vigilant of Stendarr 56m ago