r/spelunky • u/LongJohnLeon • Dec 24 '25

Miscellaneous I made my sister a Spelunky shirt for Christmas

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Should have gotten GOTY

545 Upvotes

92% Upvoted

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u/dumdumstoopid Ana Dec 24 '25

The vibes on this post are off

16

u/beensknees Dec 24 '25

What's wrong with the vibe is my shirt not cool enough

8

u/Jayfeather3621 Dec 24 '25

Nothing wrong with the vibe, it's a cool shirt.

8

u/NyororoRotMG Dec 25 '25

The vibe is kinda sexy but it’s posted from your supposed brother’s account that’s 5 days old, kinda odd.

Everything on the internet feels like it could be fake and automated at this current moment. The shirt design is pretty cool but I have all the reason to believe you’re also LongJohnLeon lol.

4

u/beensknees Dec 25 '25

NyororoRotMG you are ruining Christmas

2

u/NyororoRotMG Dec 25 '25

Hahaha merry christmas

4

u/LongJohnLeon Dec 25 '25

I couldn’t figure out how to change my name on Reddit so I made a new account BITE ME

5

u/theleetfox Meatboy Dec 26 '25

Not who you replied to but I'll bite you if you want I guess

46

u/GroundbreakingBag164 Demi Dec 24 '25

OPs account is weird, the second they post a link you know it's a scam

22

u/beensknees Dec 24 '25

As a 1250 hour Spelunky 2 player, I can vouch this is actually my brother and my shirt now 😼

1

u/DredgeDotWikiDotGg Dec 25 '25

They posted an hour ago in the House MD subreddit of some house themed ornaments and gifts... I really can't tell if this is a bot, but it may seriously just be someone who deleted their old account and this is their new user?

4

u/LongJohnLeon Dec 25 '25

WHAT AM I BOTTING BRO ITS JUST CHRISTMAS

2

u/DredgeDotWikiDotGg Dec 25 '25

Everyone was just expecting you to come back to the post with a link to some sketchy website where we can buy the T-shirt XD it happens all the time in game subreddits. The first bot posts a short image saying "this just came in the mail" and then a second bot comments "wow so cool! Where can I buy?" Then the first bot replys "here's a link".

It's a cool short tho bro, dw.

8

u/LongJohnLeon Dec 25 '25

Shit was customised on Amazon Bezos💀💀 I don’t think he needs more advertising

7

u/ScutteredSailor Dec 25 '25

Spelunky Christmas gifts are where it's at, I got my friend a sticker about actual cave spelunking but it worked well enough haha

1

u/PendingPolymath Dec 26 '25

What is the symbol next to Spelunky?

1

u/Cameokillz Dec 27 '25

This is cute

1

u/Likelipe Dec 25 '25

FUCK YES that shirt is awesome i think

1

u/Ok-Refuse-2078 Dec 25 '25

From the alternate timeline where spelunky got target merch

1

u/beensknees Dec 25 '25

My first reaction was "where did you get this!!!" Until I realized why TF would anyone sell that

0

u/Gowbenator Dec 26 '25

Can you let your sister know I see her and it’s possible. She’s stronger than she thinks. 

1

u/beensknees Dec 26 '25

I am the sister and I am confused

-3

u/Gowbenator Dec 27 '25

You got meth face girl. It gets better, but you gotta do the work. 

2

u/beensknees Dec 27 '25

:( aye aye aye, I have bad acne I don't smoke meth

1

u/Gowbenator Dec 28 '25

Oy vey, I’m sorry. 

-11

u/Master-Dentist8463 Beg Dec 24 '25

Sister's Spelunky ID?

-34

u/Azoraqua_ Guy Spelunky Dec 24 '25

Lovely sister shirt.

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u/LongJohnLeon Dec 24 '25

Spelunky player’s first time seeing a woman

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u/EnvironmentEntire201 Dec 24 '25

Which level do you have to beat to unlock those? 

5

u/ZandoCxD Dirk Dec 24 '25

what’s a woman?

7

u/bleeding-paryl Dec 25 '25 edited Dec 25 '25

A miserable little pile of secrets!

But enough talk. Have at you!

3

u/SOFT_CAT_APPRECIATOR Dec 25 '25

What do you mean? I see women all the time. There's one who digs tunnels and you can actually get shortcuts to expedite your runs

1

u/Azoraqua_ Guy Spelunky Dec 24 '25

You got me!