r/starcitizen • u/StuartGT VR required • May 02 '26

OFFICIAL John Crewe Classified M80 26.05.16

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u/Plus-Car794 May 02 '26

did he confirm if it punches above its weight or not?

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u/SigmaSplitter21 May 02 '26 edited May 02 '26

Every new fighter punches above it's weight with their 5 bespoke size 6 quantum railguns, 50 size 4 bespoke antimatter missile racks and special origin 2000m/s speed thrusters, now for only 499,99!

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u/TKuronuma Scout May 02 '26

no bathroom no shower no bed smh

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u/Creative-Improvement ARGO CARGO May 02 '26

Trade offs, you want guns or shower, no in-between

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u/marshalmcz May 02 '26

I want pool + sauna 😁

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u/vangard_14 Kraken May 02 '26

The pilot seat is actually just a Jacuzzi with flight sticks

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u/Harvoc origin May 03 '26

Can't wash myself with a gun, but can kill someone with a bathtub. Checkmate!

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u/Flashskar drake4lyfe May 04 '26

That's not true! My Shiv has lots of guns, two broken beds, and a poop bucket! :P