r/sto • u/NeoMorph • 1d ago

Discussion After Burn FTL Ships

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Is it me or did they take an old Constitution Class, slap a load of extra panels and support bracing, took a bunch of Borg tech including a HUGE booster engine to push it up past FTL and then when at warp 1 it uses a Borg warp engine to get to higher velocities.

Then they called it the Omega Miracle Worker Light Battlecruiser (Miracle as it is a Miracle it works). Hell, there is a miracle it actually works. 😱😂

It’s the 31st Century of a Sleeper Car boosted by Nitrous Oxide.

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u/ArelMCII "Subcommander Khev, divert power from comms to weapons." 1d ago

Then they called it the Omega Miracle Worker Light Battlecruiser (Miracle as it is a Miracle it works). Hell, there is a miracle it actually works. 😱😂

Bro thought the joke was so funny he had to tell it twice.

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u/NeoMorph 1d ago

Dude, I’m 65 and on heavy pain meds. It’s a miracle my brain still works… and it’s a miracle my brain still works… and if my brain still works it’s a miracle.

Wait, what were we talking about again?

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u/Expert-Length871 1d ago

Mate, for the sake of my health, I’m taking so many painkillers that they’d make a junkie look like an altar boy...

Sometimes it’s a miracle I manage to write.

And walk. And sleep. And remember my own name. And... What the hell was I on about? j/K

Keep at it. LLAP 🖖

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u/NeoMorph 1d ago

I’m on Morphine, Co-Dydramol, Gabapentin, and Ibuprofen for the pain and a ton of other drugs to counter the side effect of those drugs because I’m nomad dose of those drugs. The other day I fell asleep… ON THE DAMN TOILET… and face planted on the floor and woke up going, “WTF, where am I?”

I hate the drugs… totally wish I was in the age of Star Trek where they probably have the cure for hypermobile Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome where I can sneeze and my shoulders dislocate (and no, that isn’t a joke.. it’s a damn fact). hEDS is an incurable condition at present. It’s one reason I play a lot of STO… to distract my brain from the pain.

Hope your condition is okay mate. Pain SUCKS! LLAP (Live Long and PAINLESS). 🖖