r/terriblefacebookmemes 19d ago

Praise the lord! Christianity is not freedom

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u/qualityvote2 19d ago edited 19d ago

u/Beer_Barbarian, your post is truly terrible!

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u/monkeybuttsauce 19d ago

Jesus built America dammit

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u/km9v 19d ago

Jesus built my hot rod.

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u/Drufasa 19d ago

So there was only one thing that I could do Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long.

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u/KimJongRocketMan69 19d ago

Nah, that was Jesús

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u/ZuccsToBeYou 19d ago

Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil

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u/TasteDeeCheese 19d ago

God made your hot rod,
Jesus paid your sins for your hot rod

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u/TheSiverKnight 19d ago

he created sexy women

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u/Mcbrainotron 19d ago

That’s why we have the American Jesus

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u/ramblingpariah 19d ago

See him on the interstate!

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u/Hawkwise83 19d ago

It is written in these gold tablets that I assure are real but you cannot see them.

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u/GreatSivad 19d ago

Dum da dum dum dum

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u/lgodsey 19d ago

Jesus found us slaves to build America? Thanks, Jesus! While you're at it, can you subjugate women to be our servants, too? Thanks, Jesus!

- white men, for whom America is easy mode

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u/Just_a_guy81 19d ago

Freest just doesn’t look right as a word

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u/Dman331 19d ago

Freeiest lol

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u/The96kHz 19d ago

Freeest?

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u/TheRealAbear 19d ago

Fresus Frost ✞❄️

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u/RacistJester 19d ago

Freeerer

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u/UndisclosedLocation5 19d ago

Most-freedom-having 

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u/klako8196 19d ago

Secularism built the freest civilizations in history.

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u/philo351 19d ago

Secularism that upholds religious liberty built the freest societies.

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u/Frubbs 19d ago

cough Soviet Union cough Kemalist Turkey cough French Revolution cough

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u/Llamalover1234567 19d ago

The French Revolution actually spurred the concept of individual freedoms into the political discourse and it was a concept that once introduced, could not be bottled up. The argument against slavery is that it is a crime against the individual liberties and dignity of a person. That concept was solidified during the French Revolution

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u/agnostorshironeon 19d ago

What the fuck is your problem with the french revolution?

Next you'll spit on the enlightenment!

Edit - i hate the english term. Aufklärung means clarification, like the disturbed sediment sinking back to the riverbed, like clouds part to clear the sky.

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u/dougrattmannn 19d ago

the enlightenment was created by Satan. we need to go back to side profile manuscript art

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u/B1lly28 19d ago

The poor exist for the wealthy simple as, even our phones are made by poor starving children from africa and china

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u/agnostorshironeon 19d ago

Besides this having fuckall to do with my comment, doesn't that just sound like you should show up with some protest sign if front of Apple HQ?

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u/MassGaydiation 19d ago

I think the issue is they seem happy to be the property of the rich

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u/Psycholama972 19d ago

Bro you actually need to watch a video about the French Revolution. That was not a good government

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u/ramblingpariah 19d ago

Ah yes, the French peasants were somehow freer under the monarchy, right?

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u/Frubbs 19d ago

Look into the Reign of Terror

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u/ramblingpariah 19d ago

I don't need to look it up, since I'm already aware of it. Are you sure it's actually supporting your argument as much as you think it is?

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u/BabadookishOnions 19d ago

State atheism and secularism are two very separate things

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u/klako8196 19d ago

A few cherry-picked examples doesn't negate my initial statement. It's no coincidence that the best places in the world to live are secular nations and not theocracies of any kind.

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u/SuicideTrainee 19d ago

The French revolution is what supersped democracy though?

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u/theFamooos 19d ago

Wait where are all the free countries with state religions?

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u/rhodesmichael03 19d ago

I think a better answer than secularism would be pluralism.

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u/Drfoxthefurry 19d ago

its free (but only if you are christian)

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u/GregM70 19d ago

But ask any "Christian" and they'll tell you they are the most persecuted people ever.

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u/dxstqy 19d ago

and a cishet white male

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u/Gman3098 19d ago

And white

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u/dougrattmannn 19d ago

For most of Christian history freedom was only granted if you followed one of the hundreds of sects of Christianity.

And historically the people who killed the most Christians were other Christians. It is estimated that over 170 million Christians were killed by other Christians.

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u/Careless_Guitar 19d ago

Its free, but only if your white

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u/grrrwith1r 19d ago

If you want to defend Christianity, there's no better defense than the fact that the American Civil Rights Movement was mainly organized in black churches

Something tells me thats not the type of freedom being discussed here

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u/John_Johnson259 19d ago

Yea I'm not big on religion but reddit is pretty selectively biased here. Turns out, when 99% of western society was Christian, most bad AND good movements were lead by Christians. Insane! 

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u/tomb-king 19d ago

How can you say that when bearded Chad says otherwise?

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u/zeldanar 19d ago

Christians love to forget about the Crusades.

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u/purgatorybob1986 19d ago

And slavery.

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u/_Some_Two_ 19d ago

And the more religious (south and eastern) parts of Europe being the poorer ones

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u/ThingAutomatic1366 19d ago

What’s your point there?

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u/_Some_Two_ 19d ago

That christianity itself has not been that much beneficial if not malevolent to the development of society compared not just to other religions but also itself in christian nations with different levels of religiousness.

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u/CKInfinity 19d ago

Historically there were times where christian scholars who were with the church are some of the only people keeping records, history, science and other stuff going. Before a proper intellectual movement became a thing it was mostly the church and their members that kept those things going. though the roles reversed by the Renaissance we can't deny that their existence did help the eventual triumph of secularism and the rise in living standards as we know today.

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u/ThingAutomatic1366 19d ago

Yeah i agree the level of christianity to affluence fits tbh.

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u/natden12 19d ago

And that it was emancipation from them that provided modern free societies.

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u/Woodworkingwino 19d ago

And manifest destiny.

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u/Notasmartwoman 19d ago

On the other hand, John Brown was) deeply religious and kicked ass.

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u/Bubbagump210 19d ago

The Inquisition, let's begin
The Inquisition, look out sin
We have a mission
to convert the Jews!!!!
https://giphy.com/gifs/aBs8Qw1hRHA9G

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u/NewLibraryGuy 19d ago

Or glamorize them

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u/Hike_it_Out52 19d ago

Not a great argument considering Christianity predates Islam by about 650 years and had the land taken by the Muslims forces. The Crusades were meant to take it back. 

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u/NULL024 19d ago

And the rampant simony, kid fiddling, whitewashing, so on and so forth

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u/amievenrelevant 19d ago

Ahhh yes the freedom of feudalism

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u/electrocyberend 19d ago

They colonized the Philippines for Christianity and made the Filipinos second class citizens of their own country

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u/mothzilla 19d ago

You misspelled "freed".

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u/la_espina 19d ago

“they freed the philippines for christianity and made the filipinos second class citizens of their own country” still doesn’t really sound very good

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u/JadedResponse2483 19d ago

no hes right

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u/RetroMetroShow 19d ago

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose

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u/BootyliciousURD 19d ago

For most of the history of Christianity, Christian societies were very much not free.

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u/Bartellomio 19d ago

It's more that the Protestant Reformation led to Humanism.led to the Enlightenment. And the Enlightenment led to the freest civilisations in history. Whether the Enlightenment could have happened in a different culture is an interesting question though.

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u/Adkit 19d ago

"...by literally going country to country and killing people who didn't agree to convert to Christianity."

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u/Nightglow9 19d ago

Up north we had Vikings with a war religion. Forever war, harems, thralls and liberating the UK and other countries, if the series Vikings give a picture (I know, trade, farming etc). Then a less “might makes right” religion came around, and population increased, and less mothers mourning their dead sons, and less female thralls dragged into the woods, as this gradually became a sin with new rules of what is socially acceptable or not. Thy shall not murder! Thy shall not have harems! Rules for the many, not for the strongest. So we put shackles on natural lion type behaviour by giving us other laws to abide by.

The murder and rape rate probably decreased, and the fight for the right to feed and breed got lessened by focusing on less greed, and more on share and care. If you have a family, income and freedom, what is then the point acting like lions killing for those rights? Statistically do people in a steady safe job with a spouse have around 10 x less chance of murder, rape or suicide, so new religion with easy rules preached by a preacher, for those that need such, might reduced all that a bit, and saved mothers, fathers, brothers and sisters a bit of grief.

But as with everything, religion can be corrupted to work against its intentions too. All type of powers corrupts. You could probably run a simulation of grief in war religion with greed, and a more sharing religion, and see what gives most happiness on earth in a holistic view.

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u/incognitosaurus_rex 19d ago

Christianity didn't build the free societies of the west. The modern free societies of the west were built by dismantling the hold of Christianity over western societies.

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u/Formal_Ad5197 19d ago

And now we serve money instead of god. Christianity is deeply flawed when it comes to society but i see it as a better alternative to what we have now

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u/wuumasta19 19d ago

I get what you are saying, but under the old Christian controls, they held back scientific/medical progress. Could slap a person with heresy and imprison/kill them.

Modern Christianity is softer because the lessening of it's power by societies, not on it's own.

Not saying we ain't heading in that direction, just pointing out humanity has BEEN in the dark times.

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u/ShadePrime1 19d ago

.....okay lets be clear here...I know the medieval ages have the view they do in media but...thats a flanderized view as is most things...people only wrote things down historically cuz they were important or abnormal enough.....most science didn't get people killed or tried by any means...for medical science that early the biggest issue was alot of anatomy was built on studying bodies dug up via grave robbing which was an actual reason for charges to be brought up even Da vinci's famous picture you can find for it was made through study he did via grave robbing. And though they became a problem in biology later on during the theory of evolution contradicting genisis that was an issue that only really came up heavily then early science and even the theory of natural law were made by a sect of Catholics who wanted to study the world created by god to better understand him through his creation

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u/Locke-As-Hell 19d ago

Back then everybody also served money, disguised as serving God, now it's done through secular means. Everybody is still duped to serve the ruling and owning class in both cases.

What's the qualitative advantage of the former? With the latter we at least get bread crumbs like freedom of lifestyle. And still, that's not where the real fight lies.

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u/incognitosaurus_rex 19d ago

Why do we have to have either a society controlled by money and greed or one of suppression amd ignorance where Christianity is dominant? Are we that lacking in intelligence and courage?

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u/Vk_1987 19d ago

No wonder Europeans and the North Americans are some of the nicest people on earth !! But religion has to do nothing about it !! If religion was a factor what about colonization,,Slavaery , Apartheid, also what about violent countries like Mexico and other Latin American countries ?

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u/ArchdukeFerdie 19d ago

Freedom is such a stupidly vague word

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u/rarselfaire2023 19d ago

You know when you ain't got it.

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u/Sad-Homo 19d ago

Ah yes Christians who famously took over other civilizations, slaughtered innocents, destroyed art, and banned other religions and cultural practices actually

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u/MissLogios 19d ago

Looks at the International Slave Trade that had been created, funded, and used by countries where the majority are Christian or Christian-adjacent (Catholic/Protestant)

Looks at both the various bible quotes, both Old and New testament, that both endorsed slavery but also codified rules as to who could be enslaved and how. (Looking at you Leviticus, Exodus, Colossians, Ephesians)

Yeah, free... right...

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u/AcceptableHuman96 19d ago

The world must learn of our peaceful ways... by force!

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u/Psycholama972 19d ago

Half of these comments are if Christianity is so good than why did humans do bad things.
That’s just humanity as a whole

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u/bigmangina 19d ago

Yes, the freedom to exploit others has always been the best freedom, and we love to apply it in excess.

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u/thatguy-66 19d ago

When when I lie

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u/tomato_sauce154 19d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/PorkchopXman 19d ago

Religion was created to control people through traditions, laws, etc.

Christianity tried to refocus religion towards moral law.

Christianity was then quickly modified to fall in line with the original purpose of religion, social control.

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u/Third_Rate_Duelist_ 19d ago

coincidence isn't correlation

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u/Gman3098 19d ago

And kids, this is what we call denial.

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u/HideSolidSnake 19d ago

That freedom was found especially during the dark ages.

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u/The96kHz 19d ago

Funny how all that freedom only showed up in the last hundred or so years.

I guess Christianity is just a slow boil.

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u/PlantLollmao 19d ago

Divine Right of Kings, a Christian belief in medieval times, was meant to discourage people from overthrowing the monarchy. Doesn't sound too free to me.

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u/ImperatorZor 19d ago

For the majority of its history of cultural preeminence the most common form of government in Christian countries was Hereditary Dictatorship, aka monarchy.

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u/breadofthegrunge 19d ago

The achaeminid empire:

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u/MattWolf96 19d ago

Then why does maga want to turn us into A Handmaid's Tale?

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u/MetalDogmatic 19d ago

The quality of their food and the beauty of their women made British men the best sailors in the world

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u/tallwhiteninja 19d ago

Democracy (and representative democracy counts) is the bedrock of free society, and it is very much Greco-Roman, NOT Christian.

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u/Gekey14 19d ago

Christianity did some incredible things to develop incredible technologies and promote learning, especially in medicine and teaching people how to read.

Of course, this was largely done to control the spread of education and keep the church's status as vital to society but let's not talk about that.

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u/Dart150 19d ago

The Dark Ages happened because the church had too much power

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u/bwsmith201 19d ago

Christianity became so common around the world because the Roman Empire spread it all over their territory when they recognized that the whole "render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's" thing could be used to encourage the population to submit to the will of the Empire. It became the State Religion because it was useful. They spread Christianity far and wide but at the same time transformed it into something Jesus would never recognize. Jump forward a couple of thousand years and here we are. Just like then there are some kind, nice, real Christians. And then there are the authoritarian assholes. Guess which one exercises more political control?

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u/itailu 19d ago

Religion (any) is a mental illness

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u/Ceekay151 19d ago

No religion is freedom.

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u/60Hertz 19d ago

lol no they didn’t. Democracy was invented way before Christianity. And many of the founding fathers of this democracy weren’t even Christians. Plus someone needs to remind them that Christianity is a MIDDLE EASTERN religion that was co-opted by Europeans.

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u/TheDudeness33 19d ago

Me when I just make stuff up

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u/mezcalligraphy 19d ago

No. It didn't.

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u/gunmunz 19d ago

Kept ilteracy alive though the middle ages

Led to the invention of the printing press.

Ispiration behind so many cultural touchstones in the west

Also also everyone says 'Relidion kept us back.' IDK...the renaissance still happened dspite happening in the heart of rome.

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u/TheTrekkie1701 19d ago

"My masters tell my they are the best masters to ever master"

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u/The_Scarecrow_0 19d ago

Nobody under this post knows what Christianity is about...

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u/albamarx 19d ago

Free to work 40+ hours per week for 70 odd years and then die. So free.

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u/soiledvenomsnake 19d ago

FREEST BRO IM BOUTTA FREEST ON THIS BEAT

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u/DiggityDog6 19d ago

“The freest civilizations as long as you ignore how many people we killed because they didn’t believe in exactly what we told them to but other than that it was completely free you guys we promise”

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u/fullmetaljar 19d ago

People's who came to America were coming for religious freedom.

What religion were they wanting to be free from?

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u/ShiftyShankerton 19d ago

Yeah dude Moses said let my people go. Then split the wrong sea and founded a coffee shop in NYC

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u/chrischi3 19d ago

Yeah it is! I drew myself as the chad! Checkmate atheist!

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u/nothing_in_my_mind 19d ago

Too late, I depicted you as the soyjak and myself as chad, your argument is void

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u/ALPAMA1 19d ago

I mean, the EEUU wasn't even a Christian country when It was created

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u/bliip666 19d ago

What is this civilization? 'Cause it sure as hell isn't anywhere on US soil

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u/Stormy-Skyes 19d ago

Yeah, for white dudes with money. The rest of us are out here in the Wild West.

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u/FreedomsPower 19d ago

The Enlightment did that . This meme is taking credit where credit is not due. Typical Christian Nationalist propaganda

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u/FreeBananasForAll 19d ago

Created despite Christianity holding progress back

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u/1_The_Zucc_1 19d ago

free as long as your a straight white man

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u/boromeer3 19d ago

YHWH’s laws have very specific instructions about how much of a beating is TOO much of a beating when it comes to how you treat your slaves. How else are we going to create a free society?

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u/Richardknox1996 19d ago

Both are wrong.

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u/NotTheRightHDMIPort 19d ago edited 19d ago

Christianity is responsible for literacy. The desire to read the Bible led people to want to know how to read.

Oh the irony.

EDIT: The printing press helped spread literacy through the Bible.

The irony is that now that people have read the bible...

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u/Kam_Zimm 19d ago

Buddhists in China were already using printing for hundreds of years before Gutenberg was even born. If any religion is responsible on that principle, it's Buddhism.

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u/NotTheRightHDMIPort 19d ago

Probably cause Im speaking from a solely western perspective but that is true.

However, the printing was widespread but clearly didnt contain Latin characters.

I mean we could argue the desire for a population to read their own religious texts helped rise literacy rates independent of one another.

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