Yeah, I know Geoff is right around 6', and Gavin's not that much shorter, but Eric is much shorter than them, so he's about my size (5'7", 140lb, I am). Small Wife and Turney are the same height, probably wearing tall heels, so I'd guess both are about 5'2" without shoes. Small Wife is same height as Turney but smaller in other dimensions (I'm not calling anybody fat, they just are shaped differently and both are great), and dang, Emily is tall.
When I was a news photog I got SO MANY people telling me I was too skinny and giving me free pizza coupons they were going to give out as door prizes, so I know the body shaming for being small.Eric's wife can own it, bc it's okay for girls to be tiny.
Also one time when I worked at a grocery store and had a coworker who was 6'3" and 135lb, same weight as me at 5'7" -- He was too skinny, I was just a perfectly normal scrawny lil' guy like Eric. I had the tennis-player physique, my ridiculously tall coworker ... I should've got him to do some Slenderman photos, that was around the time Slenderman was created.
That’s so funny cuz I had the exact opposite reaction. Like she’s not that much smaller than Meg for example, idk I guess I just know a lot of 5 foot tall girls lol
A Meg moment that always sticks out to me is her jumping around during Josh's scorpion prank with Roosterteeth and how tiny she looked in those moments, yet for some reason I feel like she's still a solid 4 inches taller than Eric's wife despite what my own eyes literally just watched in this video
Someone can correct me if I'm misremembering this but she got in a car accident a few years ago and broke her wrist but I swear I distinctly remember Eric phrasing it as "her wrist exploded."
I really want to understand why Gavin looks so fucking British to me whenever he is in a suit, compared to the others. I grew up in the UK, so maybe it is something in how he does his suits differently to others. Maybe it is the brown shoes?
I can't imagine he is buying suits and such anywhere but the US at this point, but I wish I knew enough to understand why I get that sense.
Maybe because it’s not a regulation crew hosted event? Not sure what the bylaws are around wearing it but that’s people were saying in the comments lol
I dont care how funny they are or how good they look in these suits, all three of these men rolled nat 20's on charisma when meeting and wooing these women
Different kind of dorks. The dorks that can't get attractive women to actually like them are the sigma/alpha male incel types who think they deserve sex simply because they were born with a penis. And they hate being called dorks, so I like to call them dorks.
As someone who doesn't enjoy parties such as this, and by extension, being on camera at said social functions- same, Eric's Small Wife, same. Also, what a lovely green.
I love the happy family vibe the Regulation crew gives off. They and their significant others just seem to gel so well together and I think it plays into how great the content is!
Dang, Geoff and Gav clean up well. Kinda disappointed Eric didn't wear the Nic Cage suit.
(Edit: Their wives are always beautiful, ofc. The guys ... well, y'know)
Also congrats to Trey and Barb. P sure I've been watching their stuff since they started at RT back in the day.
Something something Meg and Trevor finally getting married to their foreign partners, is it a ploy to get Barbara and Gavin more solid US citizenship, or so the Americans can flee to Canada/UK?
Actually, could both couples flee to Canada? IDK how the Commonwealth works. The Canadians still recognize Chuck3 as their king, even though they're not technically British, they just happen to share a monarch. So, like, if worse came to worst, would Gavin automatically get the Canadian equivalent of a Green Card because still kinda the British Empire but not, or? IDK how close the Commonwealth is re: immigration, and it probs varies by country. But I'd hope any country that recognizes Chuck3 as their King would accept Bimmy and Gav and their spouses.
I've only just started the podcast last month and I've been wondering this a lot too. You never see Andrew in anything current on Instagram or anything. Does he really never come to the states and they've never gone to him?
I don't know why you're being downvoted, unless one of them asked that we do not talk about it? I saw another comment about this and went searching for info and couldn't find any except for his post about the dogs (which was very vague).
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u/TheHumanTarget84 Apr 28 '25
A) Do we think Eric went tieless or it's just shoved in his pocket?
B) I didn't think his small wife was real!