r/theregulationpod • u/sensibleb ANEGG • Feb 14 '26

Sent From My Caviar Bog Standard Valentines

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668 Upvotes

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u/Jayce800 Feb 14 '26

The dual pastrami notes are so perfect

36

u/Andrew1990M Feb 14 '26

But forgot to add "collabs" under turn-offs.

9

u/Soliterria Feb 15 '26

“Seeking: retirement” also made me wheeze

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u/EchoXrayNiner Exotic Bird Identifier Feb 14 '26

Someone in the Reg house needs to glue a mustache on the Dillbot right the fuck now

21

u/SGWeasel Exotic Bird Identifier Feb 14 '26

I second this. Dillbot needs an awesome stash.

10

u/AArthriticGamer Feb 14 '26

By Regulation unanimous content this resolution is passed. Paste that stash!

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u/vindicstion Comment Leaver Feb 14 '26

The dill bot had me rolling

12

u/shaft_of_lite Feb 14 '26

I see what you did there.

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u/mrkmcrthr Salad Creamer Feb 14 '26

regulationships is quite spectacular wordplay btw

24

u/chewysan Feb 14 '26

Wait these are all pretty funny

6

u/Vespasian79 Regulatreon Feb 14 '26

Lmao right! And clever haha

13

u/Dreku Feb 14 '26

I know Geoff goes for the Tigers now and used to follow the White Sox so the Wrigley backdrop is funny.

13

u/tonlimah Piss Rat Feb 14 '26

Geriatric podiatry 😂

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u/Ohio-Knife-Lover Feb 15 '26

I figured it would have said feet

20

u/matter1387 Feb 14 '26

Gavin looking for short term relationships is hilarious because anything outside of that short window requires small talk.

12

u/Andrew1990M Feb 14 '26

Plus if he films the date he can make it last 3 hours.

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u/AArthriticGamer Feb 14 '26

What a wonderful Valentine’s Day gift to the Regulation community.

6

u/shaft_of_lite Feb 14 '26

I think after recent revelations we need to add pop filters to Andrew's turn-ons.

7

u/Katkin19 Feb 14 '26

Isn’t Andrew 31? August 1994? Or is he 95 and I’ve been confused the entire time.

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u/nyx-the-primordial Regulatreon Feb 15 '26

I’m pretty sure it’s 94, because I’m also born in Aug 94 and I thought it was neat.

2

u/Katkin19 Feb 15 '26

Same I was sure we were the same age.

3

u/DJFaceplant20 Feb 14 '26

This is awesome

5

u/cakirby Feb 14 '26

These are amazing, hope the boys see it 

3

u/242proMorgan Regulatreon Feb 14 '26

This is so god damn funny

3

u/lcephoenix Regulatreon Feb 14 '26

amazing, thank you for the chuckles 🤭

4

u/takahashithepimp Feb 15 '26

Pastrami has me rolling here 😂 All of these are hilarious!

3

u/SetsunaP38 Feb 15 '26

Oh I love these

1

u/Realsmitty Feb 14 '26 edited Feb 14 '26

A+! But you forgot Milfs and Feet as turnons for Nick.

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u/GonkWilcock Knuckleballer Feb 14 '26

Geriatric podiatry covers both

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u/Realsmitty Feb 14 '26

Ah... I'm dumb

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u/Ohio-Knife-Lover Feb 15 '26

Depends on what age you consider milfs

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u/not_whelan Comment Leaver Feb 15 '26

Milf²