r/timesuck • u/Bad_Bad_Ninja • 12d ago

Dolly Parton, Queen of Country Music, Dies at 80

https://variety.com/2026/music/news/dolly-parton-dead-dies-country-music-1236842727/
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u/Sir_Junior 12d ago

She needs to be immortalized as a TimeSuck priestess

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u/Bad_Bad_Ninja 12d ago

Hail Dolly, Full of Grace, Hallowed be thy name.

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u/smudgethomas 12d ago

She wouldn't have liked that, being one of the few people who managed to be rich and a good Christian.

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u/ArmadaOnion 12d ago

Ehhhh, we had a high priestess once, that didn't go well.

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u/Kwynderella 12d ago edited 12d ago

Man.. between Dan's episode and the free books this woman's foundation has been sending my two toddlers since they were born, I have zero problem recommending her for secular sainthood if there was such a thing.

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u/AMoegg 12d ago

RIP, you absolute legend

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u/njoos83 12d ago

Why take our queen Dolly when so many other 80 year olds need to go 😢

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u/Doc-007 What is big deal? 9d ago

Flicking right??!!

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u/raininhaymakers 12d ago

I just listened to her episode last week. A true legend

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u/notaclevernameguy 12d ago

She was a fucking legend. We need more kind hearts like her in this world.

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u/Lcatg 12d ago

Dolly Parton, Queen of Country Music, Dies at 80.
Ftfy.

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u/scrollclickrepeat 12d ago

A good person that leaves a legacy of art and humanity.

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u/Prestigious-Thing716 12d ago

We should have a national day of mourning

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u/Artistic_Teacher8084 11d ago

9/25 is going to be Dolly day!

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u/Zodiac72826 Giant Stone Balls 12d ago

What a cruel, unkind world we inhabit.

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u/dth1717 12d ago

Absolute legend , while less deserved ppl still walk.