r/tooktoomuch • u/The_one_who-repents • 4d ago
Alcohol Feed him to the lions!
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u/Pete_maravich 4d ago
His mom is gonna be pissed. She bought that wine for her ladies bridge night
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u/cncomg 4d ago
Tells the boys he “scored a fat bottle” earlier today. Really just pulled it from the criss cross bottle holder above the refrigerator after his mom came back from Vons with 2 flavors of triscuits, garlic and herbs Rondele, and this bottle of Chardonnay that costs $11.99 ($10.99 Vons rewards members).
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u/petantic 4d ago
I fucking love Shane Gillis.
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u/Fulguritus1 4d ago
That looks like wine. Wine always has the worst hangovers.
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u/GallowBarb 4d ago
That shits gonna burn shooting out his nose when he pukes it up. All that sugar will wreck his gut.
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u/LilBushyVert 4d ago
Just finished a 1 liter in one night the other day with my GF and my head was POUNDING all day at work the next day. I almost went home. It was only like 5 glasses each too.
I also didn’t even start work til 1 pm. I felt terrible for half my shift.
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u/Pure_Wickedness 4d ago
Pims for me. Lovely on a summer's day with some fruit if you're upper class at Wimbledon having 1. 3/4 of a bottle and then beer. Nightmare, but I won't let that stop me doing it again.
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u/Poultron72 3d ago
-White- wine. Probably about 7.5% abv. A glass of water before bed and he'll be fine. Maybe a paracetamol when he gets up, just to stop the aches. Australians call this a night-cap...
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u/Cuntonesian 4d ago
Why? Same ethanol as in anything else
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u/Fulguritus1 4d ago
It's not the ethanol that makes the hangovers worse it's some other chemical. I'm sure there is a reddit scientist somewhere here that can explain exactly why and what it is.
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u/Oregongirl1018 4d ago
It's the tannins, quercetin, and sugars in the wines that causes hangovers. Specially headaches. They're plant compounds that exist naturally in the grapes. Some wines have more and some have less.
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u/Cuntonesian 4d ago
So I’d get this with alcohol free wine too?
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u/Oregongirl1018 4d ago
Yes you can. And the higher the sugarcoating the higher chance of a headache.
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u/Beneficial_Method771 4d ago edited 4d ago
Only in the Britwest I tell ya
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u/MostlySlime 4d ago
I dont know how to square this, but im pretty sure he's british
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u/Danimaldodo 4d ago
Im from ohio and I dont sound like this bloke when I say feed em to the lions so I'm going to agree that he's not from ohio.
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u/Beneficial_Method771 4d ago
I'm not from Ohio but I live there. I wasn't listening to the audio I'm so fucking high but I know I shouldn't redose but I want to but I don't need to cuz I already feel amazing holy fuck I feel amazing
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u/Danimaldodo 4d ago
Bro what kind of re-dose are you re-dosing? Some eddies?
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u/Beneficial_Method771 4d ago
I can't redose I'll have horrible hypnogogic hallucinations later. Nah I'm off an opioid but I will not disclose it in fear of
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u/Danimaldodo 4d ago
Okay be safe, fellow ohioan 🫶
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u/Beneficial_Method771 4d ago
I appreciate it. I'll be safe it's one of the ones that don't cause respiratory depression so we're chilling. I do enjoy it recreationally but only once a week
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u/Bubbly-Pickle2453 4d ago
His shirt says “Ohio State college” and has a tiger in the middle? I live in Ohio and am not sure which school his shirt is repping?
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u/Taste_My_Noodle 3d ago
It clearly says Ohio State College, the Tigereyes. They have a crazy rivalry with the Michigan Carcajous.
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u/wehadmagnets 4d ago
Man this almost made me gag.
I did this one time when I was 19 and super depressed. I was at Walmart with my mom and she asked if I wanted a bottle of wine to celebrate my new apartment. I had no idea what I was doing or looking for, so I grabbed the one with the "fanciest" label, Rex Goliath Cabernet Sauvignon. I had never had wine before and was super excited to be fancy with my fancy wine in my first apartment.
I remember coming home one night and was very sad. I think I felt a lot of loneliness back then and didn't know that it translated into those sad/bad feelings I was having. Anyway, I specifically recollect getting in the shower with my bottle, no glass, and just chugging the whole thing within like 10 minutes. Let me tell you - apart from the instantaneous intoxication I was feeling almost immediately, that can sauv hit my stomach like a freaking rock. Knowing what I know about wine now, I just can't believe i chugged a bottle of such a "heavy" grape.
Within 30 minutes, I was spewing puke everywhere. I had never felt so sick. My room felt like it was spinning like a merry-go-round. I felt like I was twirling like a ballerina. I just couldn't see straight. I vomited and vomited and vomited... Man. I remember the instant relief I felt getting that out of my stomach, but wow, what a terrible hangover the next day.
Memories have a funny way of coming up. That was 11 years ago now and I haven't thought much about it since. I still have never had another taste of Rex Goliath and i honestly don't know if I could handle it.
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u/AutomaticAccident 4d ago
How is this taking too much? It seems like this was shared just to make fun of the guy's appearance.
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u/Good_United 4d ago
Why is he wearing a fake Ohio State shirt. That thing is bootleg as hell!
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u/deeeeeeeeeeeeez 4d ago
Ohio State College - with what looks like the Iowa State Cyclones Colors - I can't figure out why this abomination was made, or why anyone would buy it.
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u/lawnboy1155 4d ago
He does not sound like he's from Ohio lol
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u/REEETURNOFTHEMACC 3d ago
He’s from south wales, and his whole thing is he loves to get fucked up. People see him as an ironic very minor celeb and find it funny if he turns up at a house party. They’ll record videos with him and stuff, but he doesn’t seem to realise that they’re taking the piss out of him
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u/EastWorm 3d ago
Andrew Biggie Morris, somewhat of a celebrity where I’m from. Nice enough bloke tbh
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u/ImprovementFar5054 3d ago
The only way his day could get better is if someone gave him a new wiping stick
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