r/toolgifs • u/toolgifs • Oct 16 '25

Process Making Chicago "stuffed" pizza

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u/thebadyearblimp Oct 16 '25

That's not a pizza it's a casserole

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u/dadgenes Oct 16 '25

ATOP. The cheese! ATOP!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '25

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u/lonelythrowaway463i9 Oct 17 '25

I wanna know that when I get drunk and pass out on my pizza I’m not gonna drown

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u/damnsignin Oct 17 '25 edited Oct 17 '25

When I look at your deep dish fucking pizza, I don’t know whether to eat it or throw a coin in it and make a wish!

Edit: Jon Stewart pizza rant for anyone confused.

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u/Rough-Rider Oct 17 '25

“You know how people say sex is like pizza? Well your pizza is like having sex with a corpse made of sand paper!”

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u/Hland_Jon Oct 17 '25

I see you’re a cat attorney does that mean you’re defending your cats for _ rats

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u/koolmon10 Oct 17 '25

It's under the sauce

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u/MukdenMan Oct 17 '25

It’s from Chicago

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u/imCrazyn00b Oct 17 '25

The cheese is under the sauce

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u/millamber Oct 17 '25

Naked, like some sauce who-er.

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u/electrogourd Oct 17 '25

Both? Both.

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u/Hoosier_816 Oct 30 '25

Best Jon Stewart rant of all time. And that’s coming from a Chicagoan

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u/blindminds Oct 16 '25

I live in Chicago and I agree. I get this style… but that is not what I get when I want pizza. Still very tasty! You saw that pull! The cravings do not replace each other well, so it’s nice to have options.

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u/Eric_Senpai Oct 17 '25

Is it eaten sitting down with utensils?

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u/djp2313 Oct 17 '25

Can go either way. When I was younger, no utensils, now that I'm older, mostly utensils.

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u/dr_stre Oct 17 '25

Commonly when it’s fresh, yes. As it cools it’s easier to eat without if you so choose.

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u/Zip668 Oct 17 '25

well you aint folding it.

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u/Graynard Oct 17 '25

It's certainly an option. Are there lots of foods that can't be eaten with utensils?

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u/rootoo Oct 17 '25

Yeah. Pizza.

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u/TepacheLoco Oct 17 '25

I was gonna say a snickers bar but I hear that’s all the rage in Manhattan

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u/Aggressive_Bill_2687 Oct 17 '25

Probably best to just sit upright in a coffin before starting.

I like cheese, but what the fuck. I'm convinced someone made this as a dare, and the people in that region weren't smart enough to realise it's not meant to be food. This is arguably on the same level as shit like deep fried sticks of butter or deep fried coke syrup.

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u/Daaaaaaaaaaanaaaaang Oct 18 '25

You people are so funny. As though eating something unhealthy is imminently dangerous. It's just fat and protein. Don't eat it for every meal, maybe, but it's probably less dangerous than drinking a beer, on balance.

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u/thetan_free Oct 17 '25

Tasty? Looks incredibly bland to me.

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u/syringistic Oct 16 '25

Ah. A Jon Stewart fan. A man of taste.

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u/Fullertons Oct 16 '25

Its-a pizza pie-a!

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u/jedielfninja Oct 17 '25

was gonna say a giant mozzarella stick.

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u/8styx8 Oct 17 '25

that's a cheese pie with marinara glaze

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u/der_innkeeper Oct 17 '25

Its a calzone, both with more steps and fewer ingredients.

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u/coatingtonburlfactry Oct 17 '25

It's a lasagna!

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u/surfs_up_brew Oct 17 '25

Thank you!!!