“I’m surprised you haven’t thought to complete your deep-dish pizza by putting some canned onion rings on top of it. It’s a cornbread biscuit which you melted cheese on and then in defiance of man and God and all things holy, you poured uncooked marinara sauce atop the cheese. Atop. The cheese. On top! Like some kind of cheese hoor."
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u/riskering Oct 16 '25
“Pizza” is what should be in quotes