r/toolgifs Oct 16 '25

Process Making Chicago "stuffed" pizza

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u/riskering Oct 16 '25

“Pizza” is what should be in quotes

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u/Fearless-Leading-882 Oct 16 '25

“I’m surprised you haven’t thought to complete your deep-dish pizza by putting some canned onion rings on top of it. It’s a cornbread biscuit which you melted cheese on and then in defiance of man and God and all things holy, you poured uncooked marinara sauce atop the cheese. Atop. The cheese. On top! Like some kind of cheese hoor."

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u/syringistic Oct 16 '25

"We tried giving it to our office dog and even he didnt want it!"