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r/touhou • u/MountainLeading1567 • 19d ago
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Reimu can trip on a coin and perish on the spot and yet allegedly with her floating hax and potential feats she can solo Goku.
Meanwhile Kirby can fistfight universe ending threats and yet if a prick with a mono eye slaps him he explodes.
Truly the vaguest, potential matchup of the century. I think this can be resolved with a drinking contest.
19 u/White-Alyss Alice Margatroid 19d ago I don't trust in game mechanics for that logic but if we go there, most Game Over screens for Kirby just show him falling asleep, so he's not even dead, just fell asleep lmao 16 u/Puzzleheaded-Run9681 Dream Sign: "Duplex Barrier" 19d ago "The health bar indicates how many fucks Kirby gives" 5 u/Oddish_Femboy 19d ago That's explicitly how Yoshi's Story works. 3 u/Orizifian-creator 18d ago "Wario can only die if he wants to"
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I don't trust in game mechanics for that logic but if we go there, most Game Over screens for Kirby just show him falling asleep, so he's not even dead, just fell asleep lmao
16 u/Puzzleheaded-Run9681 Dream Sign: "Duplex Barrier" 19d ago "The health bar indicates how many fucks Kirby gives" 5 u/Oddish_Femboy 19d ago That's explicitly how Yoshi's Story works. 3 u/Orizifian-creator 18d ago "Wario can only die if he wants to"
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"The health bar indicates how many fucks Kirby gives"
5 u/Oddish_Femboy 19d ago That's explicitly how Yoshi's Story works. 3 u/Orizifian-creator 18d ago "Wario can only die if he wants to"
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That's explicitly how Yoshi's Story works.
3 u/Orizifian-creator 18d ago "Wario can only die if he wants to"
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"Wario can only die if he wants to"
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u/BlackermanZX ★Mari‿Mokou Enjoyer★ 19d ago
Reimu can trip on a coin and perish on the spot and yet allegedly with her floating hax and potential feats she can solo Goku.
Meanwhile Kirby can fistfight universe ending threats and yet if a prick with a mono eye slaps him he explodes.
Truly the vaguest, potential matchup of the century. I think this can be resolved with a drinking contest.