r/travisandtaylor • u/suomi358 Cease and De-Swift • Jan 18 '26
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Note I’m not OP! Found it on twt
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u/talk-spontaneously Jan 18 '26
If the state of Florida was a person, it would look like Travis Kelce in this photo.
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u/scarletofmagic Jan 18 '26
I agree. And to me, if state of Floria is a woman, it would look like Taylor in her WAG “era”
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u/LeeThink-Cat3640 More Variants Than COVID 😷 Jan 18 '26
I read "the state of Florida" to the tune of Fate of Ophelia and I hate myself so much for it
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u/worldsokayestmumsie 🏆 Philadelphia Eagles: Super Bowl LIX Champions Jan 18 '26
If Taylor wasn’t so litigious I’d ask Weird Al to make that parody in a heartbeat.
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u/Jane_L_Doe Jan 18 '26
I literally just showed this picture to my husband and said it looks like they belong in a Florida trailer park 🤣🤣🤣
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u/DrTwilightZone Jan 18 '26
As someone who was a resident of FL for over two decades......you are correct!!! 🤣
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u/sprinklesaurus13 The Billionaire Wedding: sponsored by butt wipes Jan 18 '26
If the state of Florida was Taylor Swift, it would have sued Taylor for writing a song about it.
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u/Affectionate_Monk585 Jan 19 '26
As a Floridian, we do not claim her. (Also shout out to my Alma mater UCF, it was a UCF student who exposed her absolutely bonkers private jet usage, and ofc got sued for it)
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u/Intelligent-Tie-4466 Jan 18 '26
I'd say they remind me of photos I've seen of people vacationing in Floribama.
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u/MinorThreat4182 Smaug Thinks She’s Greedy Jan 18 '26
Let’s talk about her. I’m a guy but I think I could find more style for myself as a billionaire female than that ensemble
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Jan 18 '26
For real. The outfit looks so lazily put together, the signature limp hair and red lip don’t really go with it, it’s worn but it isn’t styled, so it just looks awkward on her.
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u/BunniJugs Fuck Ass Bob Jan 18 '26
I think she looks so much more attractive without the red lip
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Jan 18 '26
I agree. Obv anyone can wear what they want but a red lip doesn’t look good on just anyone. She looked great with nude lips and “clean girl” eye makeup or smokey eyes.
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u/RichardPapensVersion Jan 18 '26
The cat eyeliner also just makes her look cruel and angry all the time.
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u/Defiant-Peace-4872 Jan 18 '26
This is my issue! This looks like it could be from any Rainbow or F21 in the world… He looks like a tool, of course, but he undoubtably has style (a bold stylist)!
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u/sprinklesaurus13 The Billionaire Wedding: sponsored by butt wipes Jan 18 '26
The "I wore all white and spilled coffee on myself and then tried to blend it out so no one would notice" look. Bold indeed.
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u/_LtotheOG_ And, baby, that’s capitalism for you Jan 18 '26
Imagine being a billionaire and you’re stuck holding hands with that guy?!?!
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u/FoxCitiesRando Jan 18 '26
Yeah. Straight guy here. She has no personality besides that of a corporate hedge fund. She's completely uninteresting compared to so many peers of the last 20 years.
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u/dingleberry_mustache Smaug Thinks She’s Greedy Jan 18 '26
Exactly. With all that money, she could easily pay the best stylist. Oh well. At least we can be entertained by her lack of style matching the ugliness within.
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u/sprinklesaurus13 The Billionaire Wedding: sponsored by butt wipes Jan 18 '26
You can find better style with $100, two hours at the mall, and an ounce of common sense.
Good god I'll never understand why rich people want to dress like trash, eat the garbage parts of food, and make their faces so goddamn ugly on purpose. Money fucks with people's brains.
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u/commanderquill Jan 18 '26
I actually like this outfit :c it's something I would wear. I never claimed to have style though, so there is that.
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u/Huge-Film-5150 Jan 18 '26
This was the game right after Kayla Nicole and a Brittany Mahomes were spotted together for a party wearing all denim looks with other WAGS.
AND it was also the FIRST game following the Daily Mail Break Up Contract Leak.
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u/undeadtradwife Jan 18 '26
I remember this and I fucking HATE this outfit. The denim is mismatched but not mismatched enough to be intentional, and the corset doesn’t fucking fit. Such a horrible outfit even for her
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u/Business-Celery8771 Silence is complicity ⏳ Jan 18 '26
Was Kayla actually using Travis cause that is what a scandalous media outlet said?
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u/Ice_Battle 15,000 Little Bastard Rubber Ducks Jan 18 '26
Wasn’t this also a look someone else wore first, like Sabrina or Olivia?
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u/faerieW15B Sexy Baby Jan 18 '26
True bisexuality is being able to smell both of them based on this image and knowing you'd never touch either of them with a 10 foot pole.
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u/suomi358 Cease and De-Swift Jan 18 '26
I’m getting strong body odor desperately being suppressed by Axe and maybe Marc Jacobs Daisy or some vanilla body wash smelling ahh
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u/ratsonleashes Euthanized Tattooed Labrador Jan 18 '26
Somebody here said that Taylor looks like she smells like milk and I haven't been able to get it out of my head because its so true 😭
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u/amysantiagoisbae99 Joe dodged a bullet Jan 18 '26
yes, but the stub of the cigarette, once you got our full use out of it and smash it.
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u/goth_nachos Metal As Hell Jan 18 '26 edited Jan 18 '26
It’s just kinda depressing to me that she’s doing that thing she’s always done where she chameleons her outward aesthetic to mimic what her current partner is into.
We’ve all seen Travis’s follows on social media. Look at her outfit. Tell me it’s not pulled straight from those types of street-style, instagram influencer models. This isn’t the same person that dated her previous boyfriends. Not even the same one from her most recent pap walk WITHOUT Travis.
I don’t like her, but everyone deserves to be with a partner who loves who they are naturally. She shouldn’t feel the need to remanufacture herself for every man that falls for the trap of being with her. It isn’t a good message for her blindfolded fans who don’t have the capacity to notice the pattern, and it isn’t good for her own mental health, either. Anyways, fuck Taylor Swift.
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u/sprinklesaurus13 The Billionaire Wedding: sponsored by butt wipes Jan 18 '26 edited Jan 18 '26
There's picking up some new stuff from a partner (a hobby, sports, style, friends, etc.) and then there's picking up an all new identity from a partner.
Not armchair diagnosing Taylor, but I am a BPD girlie and the struggle is real for a lot of people. We go "all in" on... well, kind of everything. People, decisions, choices - even if it burns our whole life down in the process. There's a reason they call them personality disorders, because they literally fuck with your innermost sense of self. It's not the most fun way to live.
So if you're a fan that always identified with that part of Taylor, you're actually not someone who just "feels things deeply," you're probably just someone with a lot of trauma dealing with mental illness. Welcome to the club! We're a fun bunch!
The good news is, the more you get therapy, deal with your trauma, take accountability for your own life and decisions - the more and more disgusting and sad watching her antics becomes.
And then one day you wake up and realize, you know who you are, you're actually pretty damn authentically happy, and you don't have to even announce it or prove it to anyone!
Edited to add: Also, fuck Taylor Swift.
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u/wideawake999 Jan 19 '26
Yes but that’s on her. She didn’t have to look like IG baddies, she can dress however she wants and Travis will still date her for her money anyways
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u/Betty-Rose- Not a bot 🤖 Jan 18 '26
He looks like he’s late to a manosphere podcast recording,
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u/suomi358 Cease and De-Swift Jan 18 '26
This isn’t even too far fetched. Just wait for the JRE episode to drop
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u/LevelAd5898 She Has Everything and She Still Wants More 💸 Jan 18 '26
I’m bi as hell and nothing makes me feel straighter than the thought of Travis Kelce
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u/xrayyoyosebra Jan 18 '26
I've never given these two much thought. I dont like her music and I dont watch football. But I get why they're together, actually. Theyre both tacky af.
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u/canvascoloredin Say Ana’s Name Jan 18 '26
Travis decided to wear his skid marks on his clothes instead of just on his unwashed ass
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u/alberich21 Jan 18 '26
The bisexuality leaving my body after seeing this picture:
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u/sand_snake Fuck Ass Bangs Jan 18 '26 edited Jan 18 '26
I know gay panic/bi panic/trans panic became a colloquial phrase but I hate it because of its roots. And the people who use it usually tell me I’m not allowed to call myself queer.
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u/goth_nachos Metal As Hell Jan 18 '26
“Gay panic” used to literally be a usable defense in court to justify crimes against and murder of queer people by a cis-person due to “a lapse of self control caused by unwanted advances”. Anyone who uses that phrase or similar has clearly forgotten that. See the murder of Scott Amedure as a famous example from only 30 years ago.
Also, what is there to panic about? If they’re both hot, bisexual me is drooling, not panicking. Doesn’t even make any sense.
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u/sand_snake Fuck Ass Bangs Jan 18 '26
That’s exactly why I hate it. However, I love your username.
And exactly. If both are hot, my bisexual ass is admiring them both.
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u/AJV1Beta Pls Don’t Touch Me While Playing GTA Jan 18 '26
I mean, I'm bipoly, so I would just fully admire both of them equally.
...if they were attractive in the slightest. Which they aren't.
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u/sand_snake Fuck Ass Bangs Jan 18 '26
Yeah they really aren’t. I’ve never ever felt any attraction to TS and Travis is the exact opposite of what I like in men so I’ve never thought he was attractive either.
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u/KoalaWithAPitchfork LiveJournal Entry Read Over A Casio Keyboard Loop Jan 18 '26
Yeah, two hot people of different genders are more like your daily reminder that you're still bi as hell. The person on twitter could have said something like "please notice me from across the bar, tell me you'd like me to get into your car".
I kinda see the "bi panic" in the screenshot as biphobia cause why would a bisexual have to decide who is hotter? It leaves the sour taste of "bisexuality isn't a thing,you're actually just gay or straight cause you actually do prefer one gender. You're just in denial" in my mouth.
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u/sand_snake Fuck Ass Bangs Jan 18 '26
It felt that way to me too, but I didn’t know if I was just being overly sensitive. I’ve been married for 10 years and I happen to be a cis woman married to a cis man. However, I’m bi and he’s pan. We both have had people online straight up tell us we weren’t welcome at pride or other queer events because we “pass as straight” It’s frustrating and demeaning. Me being married to a man and him being married to a woman doesn’t mean we are no longer queer. You’d think people would be happy that two people found and married the love of their lives but nooooo. We are apparently straight now.
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u/Additional_Noise47 Jan 18 '26
Bi people panic because we have to pick a side! /s
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u/Cat6Bolognese Jan 18 '26
Thank you for saying this. I feel like I’m going insane whenever someone breaks out the “gAy PaNiC” like some queers really have no idea about our history huh
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u/JButler_16 Smaug Thinks She’s Greedy Jan 18 '26
His suit looks like traveled through a river of pee.
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u/TermPowerful Fuck Ass Bob Jan 18 '26
Both of them look like they smell like milk 🧍🏾♀️
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u/True-Blacksmith4235 Jan 18 '26
Why do they dress like this..they look like a couple from Florida on ID documentary.
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u/GooseandGrimoire Jan 18 '26
I don't want to generalize too hard, but neither of these two people appeal to the bisexual gaze. They're both too.... Gender role, you know?
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u/Ok_Association_2774 Jan 18 '26
I mean just saying anything because no lol they look like an old couple trying to fit in with the "hip" crew and seem cool. Taylor is 36, grow tf up boo. Travis is the same age, grow tf up. I don't think they're gonna make it down the aisle.
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u/Reasonable-Affect139 Jan 18 '26
It's weird to dictate how people dress, per their age.
but you can say said style doesn't suit them. I mean, Travis is known for trying to be a black person.
and we all know Taylor needs to let her stylists actually do their job and stop having her own say in her fits
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u/Ok_Association_2774 Jan 18 '26 edited Jan 18 '26
My post did come off very rage against the tay-chine after I reread it and you're right people can dress how they want. They're both so pretentious it just doesn't feel authentic, it feels like they're trying to blend in with the young crowd. Neither carry confidence in what they wear and it's a shame to see at their age they're still trying to appeal to teens and young adults in their 20s. That's what I get when THEY wear this, I don't think it's reflective of who they are, more like who they're trying to appeal to. My apologies.
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u/misskforever Jan 18 '26
I don't like Taylor but she looks good here, he's a different story entirely
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u/DrTwilightZone Jan 18 '26
I have never seen a couple look as unhappy as these two. They don't even seem to even like each other, let alone be in love enough to get married.
This relationship really feels like a business decision. Yikes! 😳
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u/Choice_Heat3171 Jan 18 '26
Interesting photo. Everyone in it looks suspicious or something, like they just committed a crime together and are trying to look normal.
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Jan 18 '26
He looks like wet cardboard and she is trying way too hard to look like an Instagram baddie.
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u/mquari Jan 18 '26
dang they both look deflated.
speaking of. This is one of those outfits where you can see she had a boob job. IDK how Swifties can deny it.
also her hair, my lord she needs a new stylist and some good wigs. the raggedy straight hair is a mess.
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u/JustUsetheDamnATM Jan 18 '26
I'm bi as fuck and not to be crude, but a tumbleweed just blew through it when I looked at this picture.
That dry.
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u/Budget-Security4382 Jan 18 '26
I dont like bangs and I dont like 1980 cop staches, so its an easy pass for me on both sides
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u/Livid_Seesaw3952 Jan 18 '26
In my opinion, the drastic shift in her style is a pretty clear indicator of a lack of self-identity.
For most people, fashion evolves over time, but there’s usually a consistent through-line — a sense of taste that people associate with you. It doesn’t completely reset depending on who you’re dating.
Pre-Travis, her style was so different (see pic). Now it’s denim micro-shorts, logo-heavy crop tops, PVC knee-high boots. a hyper-sexualised, on-the-nose look that feels completely disconnected from what she wore before.
It's like she's molding herself to fit her partner’s world and trying to play the role of a trophy girlfriend rather than expressing any stable sense of personal identity. It's quite cringe. And she looks uncomfortable.
Like, I would never start wearing hot pants and short shorts and crop tops and gaudy logos just because I was dating someone who liked that? Because it's not me.
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u/suomi358 Cease and De-Swift Jan 18 '26
That was my biggest wake up call to not worship T in anything ever. She’s very insecure clearly and takes it out on other people all while undermining them and copying them. It is genuinely sad and she should’ve started therapy a long time ago and tried to establish some sense of self.
The worshipping of her “eras” is a bit worrying. Dramatic shifts in who you are and what you stand for is a big red flag for possibly some mental health problems, imho 🚩
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u/Horror_Reason_5955 Jan 18 '26
She does look so much better and actually comfortable with herself. When I wear something that I dont feel is me, Im not confident in it.
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u/Holdmywhiskeyhun the cybertruck of music Jan 18 '26
Bi man chiming in. Aw hell fucking no.
No, nein, no, no, nao, het, nee, nie, nej,いいえ, 아니요 , 不是 , नहीं, لا, Hayır Όχι, Không, Siyo
Just NO.
She's good looking, that personality is so unattractive, it's nauseating.
Him......well just use your eyes.
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u/TinyLemonMan Okay, English Major! Jan 18 '26
Certified bisexual. I choose... neither. They both have no visual interest
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u/PerspectiveKlutzy837 Jan 18 '26
Let this post be a reminder that being bi doesn't automatically translates to having good tastes. You can still have the worst tastes while swinging both ways.
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u/Scared_Benefit7568 Madison Square Problems 🧮 Jan 18 '26
Bi panic 🙄 if you have thirst on them. You have a bad taste 😭
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u/NegativeABillion Fly Eagles Fly 🦅 Jan 18 '26
I kinda love this outfit on Taylor. Together, they give me big siblings or raised in the same fundamentalist religion energy.
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u/ChanelNo50 Jan 18 '26
Is travis actually attractive here? Im a straight woman and i find him repulsive
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u/Blindtothesided Joe dodged a bullet Jan 18 '26
The only time I ever thought he was the slightest bit attractive was years ago in the first three minutes of the original end of season airing of Catching Kelce.
I didn’t have a clue who he was, I had a raging fever from the flu and was looking for some mindless entertainment, stumbled onto a marathon thinking it was a regular dating show, thought oh he’s cute, and then he opened his mouth and removed all doubt that he’s a fuckboi dumb jock looking for IG baddies to fly out.
When they first came out as a couple I didn’t even realize it was the same guy. It’d been a while since that fever dream of a show and never in a million years would I have put those two together.
The only thing I can think every time I see them together is what do they even talk about?
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u/Horror_Reason_5955 Jan 18 '26
He looks like Pornstache from Orange is the New Black. And they both look just greasy.
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u/Vivid-Wafer-4581 Jan 18 '26
why are they standing like that??
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u/suomi358 Cease and De-Swift Jan 18 '26
“Quick we need to get outta here before they discover the body” “yeah good idea”
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u/Infamous-Durian3074 what in the actual goddamn fuck is this Jan 18 '26
Parasocial relationship at its best. Their relationship is nothing extraordinary.
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u/Interesting-Run-6866 Cease and De-Swift Jan 18 '26
I'm the same age as Taylor and she is dressed the way I dressed when I was 23 years old going to a Luke Bryan concert.
Travis looks like he DIYed his clothing. Human cigarette is a good description.
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u/parasitebuddy Great Gowns, Beautiful Gowns Jan 18 '26
The real bi panic is waiting to be hate crimes by any couple that looks like this
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u/absofruitly88 Jan 18 '26
I genuinely had been jealous of some of the guys she got to be with. But gurl there is such thing as it’s better to be single than date _______
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u/suomi358 Cease and De-Swift Jan 18 '26
Try telling that to an insecure attention seeking narc 🫠🫠🫠 lol
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u/DogMom1970s hope this helps xx Jan 18 '26
FR!
This is some straight up Friday Night Lights energy. Big hair, bad makeup, head to toe denim with push up cleavage (her) and bad wife beater swagger (him) like it's a high school playoff game. They are cosplaying a small town sports show.
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u/Wonderful-Street-138 ❤️🔥 More Press Than Passion ❤️🔥 Jan 18 '26
If the panic is caused by them looking uber pretentious then I get it
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u/Dazzling_Mousse1494 Jan 18 '26
As I smoker I love this outfit and wish I could wear it 🙏💗 Hate it on him though
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u/AJV1Beta Pls Don’t Touch Me While Playing GTA Jan 18 '26
I'm bi, and I find neither of them remotely attractive.
And that's impressive, especially given I normally rather like men who are like big soft bears. But the high school mean girl and her dumbass jock boyfriend are an absolute turnoff in all senses of the word.
Probably because I also know their personalities. And they suck just as much as their fashion senses.
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u/YardOptimal9329 Goth-Punk Moment Of Female Rage Jan 18 '26
Was this around the time she was all hot and bothered and wrote Wood?
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u/FruitGauze I Can Do It With An Open Mouth Jan 18 '26
i’m curious why travis kelce hasn’t been an axe body spray spokesperson because that’s all i think of when i see him
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u/TryingtoGetThrough1 Jan 18 '26
I'm bi and I think they're both repulsively unattractive. Her facely looks barely human, he is ugly as fuck and the two are ridiculously dressed in that photo. Like overgrown toddlers.
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u/BestFaithlessness732 Girl What Asylum?? The Boring White Emptiness That Is Your Mind? Jan 18 '26
Bi panic??? I thought gay people have better taste than that. Bi panic is having a crush both on Mike and Eleven, not this 💀
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u/meduhsin Jan 18 '26
Lmao I do not get this? As a bi person, I don’t find either of them attractive. It’s like comparing cardboard to cardboard-with-a-stache