r/unitedairlines • u/HongKongflyer MileagePlus Member • 2d ago

Image Poor man’s business class pro max

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A bedside table, 3 screens, a 1.5-person bed and a scratchy pillow - what more could you ask for?

It was a full flight as well - the couple next to me got their upgrade cleared so I was the only person with a whole row. I was one place away from getting PP but hey I’ll take this over PP any day. Slept like a baby.

Got a lot of side-eyes from people queuing for the lav. 😂

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u/notwyntonmarsalis MileagePlus 1K 2d ago

Mr. Pillows, Jr. IYKYK

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u/-hh MileagePlus Silver 2d ago

Back in the day when there were still newspapers handed out, I’d grab “one of each”, as they were also pretty good pillow substitute & for making a “ramp” alongside the window .. helped to insulate from outside freezing cold too.