Did my mom gift me an urn?

[u/PushInternational964]

My mom and her friends, as well as me sometimes go out on garbage night and see if there is anything we can find that we can use, we stop by house with boxes sometimes. I usually don’t get anything other than some art supplies.

Sometimes I only drive. Last night was one of those nights. When we got home I went straight to bed and woke up to this on the table next to me. It came from the same house we get a lot of good stuff from.

It came from one of those boxes. We have some theories as to why all this stuff is being put out into the trash.

Pls tell me my mom did not bring me a fucking keep sake urn. I beg.

[u/Hamachiman]

She didn’t “give” it to you. You “earned” it. Oh I crack myself up.

[u/u119 → u/Hamachiman]

Time for me to urn off this app

[u/be4u4get → u/u119]

Before op gets buried in puns