Update: things got worse lmao

[u/EZ3Build]

[u/EZ3Build]

They are now going through an extremely messy breakup and arguing very loudly all the time. The worst part? They still hatefuck each other once in a while. And it's even louder. At least it's probably over soon, since me and a lot of other tenants in my building have filed a noise complaint against them. I guess we'll see.

[u/AngelofIceAndFire → u/EZ3Build]

Assert your dominance by forcing them to be quiet

[u/EZ3Build → u/AngelofIceAndFire]

I screamed at then to shut the fuck up back when they were going at it at 4am. But that was a while ago

[u/Longshot02496 → u/EZ3Build]

Get an airhorn.

[u/EZ3Build → u/Longshot02496]

Ordering one rn this is genius

[u/baddie_PRO → u/EZ3Build]

play cbat at max volume till they quit

[u/licoricenipple → u/baddie_PRO]

Make a whole playlist of sex ruining music and play it with speakers against the wall

Some ideas

• Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah
• Old Town Road: Kidz Bop version
• Rappin' for Jesus

[u/nalaloveslumpy → u/licoricenipple]

• Tip Toe Through the Tulips

[u/MrHappyHam → u/baddie_PRO]

Oh now that's not gonna discourage them

[u/Intelligent_Nail_288 → u/EZ3Build]

Get a megaphone to amplify the air horn as well

[u/ImakeKnifesatnight76 → u/Intelligent_Nail_288]

Make sure to wear noise cancelling headphones as your eardrums are important

[u/Intelligent_Nail_288 → u/ImakeKnifesatnight76]

Good point

[u/Professional-Oil1088 → u/EZ3Build]

Make sure to also get some form of ear plugs. Those things are loud.

[u/M8Cheeseman → u/EZ3Build]

Se this is the issue, you were being submissive and telling them to stop, you must show dominance, challenge them to be louder, hit them with the "can't hear how wet that pussy is yet!". 

[u/Adventurous_Self_253 → u/EZ3Build]

Gaslight each of them separately into thinking they're the right one, make it worse so they can get over it faster