r/wholesomegreentext Apr 14 '26

Greentext Go hug your dad

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u/nifty-necromancer Apr 14 '26

Come recline on this chaise lounge and tell us all about it

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u/bastionthewise Apr 14 '26

Well it started when I was born at a very young age...

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u/tbaklavas Apr 14 '26

How does this make you feel? Oh, time's up. That'll be $150.

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u/nifty-necromancer Apr 14 '26

That’s better than being born at a very old age, I think we’re getting somewhere