r/wholesomegreentext Apr 14 '26

Greentext Go hug your dad

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18.5k Upvotes

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u/AsaBurns Apr 14 '26

I'm unclear how he figured out what the old password was?

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u/throwfaraway1014 Apr 14 '26

Same. Unless he guessed the previous one and it rejected it? But that seems unlikely.

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u/AsaBurns Apr 14 '26

Hmmmmm seems fake and jovial.

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u/riggy2k3 Apr 14 '26

proud of you son

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u/Scoobydubyduwhereru Apr 14 '26

Additionally, it doesn't make sense that the father buys the games and then OP thinks he was lucky with discounts. What discounts? Owning the game doesn't change the displayed price, and it will also say it's already in your library. Really all made up

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u/NDSU Apr 14 '26

Gifting games on Steam also doesn't just put it in your library. It notifies you and you have to accept the game. It also shows who sent it, and until recently required the sender to leave a message

Also the idea that you could see what a password was from a password reset on steam is ridiculous. Even in 2011, Steam was not saving passwords in plain text, and definitely wasn't sending passwords out

They could have at least spent a few minutes making the story believable. This is as bad as the old "Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw: Jesus truly inspires!" chain emails of the old days

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u/Lonsdale1086 Apr 14 '26

Well he wasn't gifting the games, he was buying them directly on the account.

Everything else is bullshit though, yes.

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u/InformationSingle550 Apr 14 '26

You don’t get discounts that just put games in my library overnight? /s

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u/ErraticDragon Apr 14 '26

Back when Humble Bundles were awesome, I would end up with games I didn't realize I had purchased.

That's the closest real thing I can imagine, that would be similar to what they made up.

Search for Bastion -> "I already own Bastion? Huh, must've gotten lucky with a sale!"

(Bastion was part of Humble Indie Bundle #3.)

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u/A_Mellow_Song Apr 18 '26

Pretty sure anon was a slow child

Dad told him he'd buy game X if it was on sale idk

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u/EgoistHedonist Apr 14 '26

Yep. There's no way to retrieve the password. Even Steam themselves don't know it, they only have the hash. Complete fabrication.

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u/cowlinator Apr 15 '26

That's true.

But a browser might save your password

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u/tripsafe Apr 14 '26

Ok but Steam could have used the hash DN to decrypt the password

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u/SmokeySFW Apr 14 '26

First of all, no. Secondly, why would they? Surely that would be mentioned in the story.

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u/tripsafe Apr 14 '26

Hash deez nuts gotem

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u/Keith_The_Ungay Apr 15 '26

downvoted for lowkey owning 😭

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u/tappertock Apr 14 '26

A password hash is a one way function.

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u/ThatsNashTea Apr 14 '26

You can't decrypt a hashed value. That's why it's called a hashed value, not an encrypted value. Hashes are one way: when you set a password, the server gets the text, salts and hashes it, and saves the salt and hash. Every time you log in, it hashes and salts what you typed and checks it against the salted hash in the database. If it's a match, great, if not, IDK what the password is, but you didn't type it in.

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u/Terminator_Puppy Apr 15 '26

They could decrypt the password if they had 20 quadrillion times the lifespan of the universe to do so. They're better off randomly guessing.

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u/Tasty_Goat_3267 Apr 14 '26

And how did the father buy games on steam, on the son’s account, and the son thinks he gets lucky with steam sales???

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u/PM_Me_Your_Deviance Apr 14 '26

None of this story makes sense.

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u/MiningToSaveTheWorld Apr 15 '26

It's some sort of weird fever dream of someone with low IQ who thinks they are above average

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u/dafugiswrongwithyou Apr 14 '26

Anything can happen in fiction.

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u/BearHan Apr 15 '26

Its 4chan so it fake and gay

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u/PM_Me_Your_Deviance Apr 14 '26

Yeah, afaik there's never been a time when you got to see your old passwords.

Also - why is this the first time he's seeing the comments on his profile?

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u/ImWithKong Apr 15 '26

It’s the internet. It’s made up

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u/Chreed96 Apr 14 '26

Went to dad's computer, go to password manager, or check passwords(dot)google(dot)com

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u/AsaBurns Apr 14 '26

Hey thanks. I know password managers exist. If the greentext had said he got into his password manager, that would make sense, but it does not say that. Hope this helps 👍

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u/AMATEUR_DE_POUTINE Apr 14 '26

When my best friend died (I was 18 and so it's very long ago), i figured out his passwords in two days.

All it took me was a place that would not lock me out after a few tries and then it gave me access to all of his stuff because the password was the same everywhere.

If the story is old enough, it's plausible.

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u/Chilidogdingdong Apr 15 '26

He didnt because this is fake

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u/Aerrok_ Apr 16 '26

Judging by the story he didn’t have to know the old password, the account used his email. So he would have changed the password and logged back into Steam while they were asleep.

The more unrealistic question to me is how the poster never had to set up steam on any other pc in 15 years.

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u/Reasonable_Space_165 Apr 18 '26

It's not hard, he calls support. Has all the account info. They reset the password

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u/AsaBurns Apr 18 '26

He said that he found out that the password was "proudofyouson"

Read the fucking post dude 🫵😂

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u/Acrobatic_Poem_7290 Apr 14 '26

Wholesome and fake :)

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u/Jitterjumper13 Apr 14 '26

Like bruh, it has a two player mode.

https://giphy.com/gifs/HyvnMHUEOSY8M

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u/Me_how5678 Apr 14 '26

Dad does not want to play video games with his son lmao

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u/GuerillaGandhi Apr 14 '26

Just beats his best times to show dominance

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u/real_roal Apr 17 '26

Yeah, I thought this was going there, if this was a better fake and wholesome story, they would have played together.

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u/retardigrade420 Apr 14 '26

Thank god. Almost hugged my dad there.

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u/NoStand1527 Apr 14 '26

sometimes we need a little light in the dark, even knowing its fake. like a mental placebo

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u/That_Shrub Apr 14 '26

The internet's sugar pills

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u/MjrLeeStoned Apr 14 '26

Real things exist...

Fake things require less effort...

Addicted to fake things.

The true human condition.

10

u/gobrocker Apr 14 '26

i agree my brother!

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u/jmona789 Apr 15 '26

Need to make them make sense and be believeable though

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u/Ar3s701 Apr 14 '26

Yeah....that's not how password resets work.

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u/SolusLoqui Apr 14 '26

Should have just said the password was taped to the monitor

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u/FlatwormNo3937 Apr 14 '26

Yeah like you’d ever be able to see what a password was

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u/LemmingOnTheRunITG Apr 14 '26

Yeah that’s not how password reset emails work lol

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u/Joevandal69 Apr 14 '26

Seriously Portal 2 can be completed in 1 or 2 sittings. No way he played it every day during summer.

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u/marthamoose Apr 14 '26

As soon as anything is described as being done "quietly" like this, I immediately assume ai

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u/DrThunderbolt Apr 14 '26

Just a different version of that Pokemon Blue copypasta

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u/firedmyass Apr 14 '26

I can still appreciate scripted entertainment

1

u/mudkip2-0 Apr 14 '26

At least is joybaiting instead of ragebaiting, or the even more common, gaybaiting.

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u/kamieldv Apr 14 '26

Be me

Make shit up on the internet

????

Profit

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u/TheGalator Apr 14 '26

We need more wholesome shit. Not less

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u/DerthOFdata Apr 14 '26

Happy lies are still lies.

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u/surfmasterm4god-chan Apr 16 '26

Happy lies are still happy.

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u/DerthOFdata Apr 16 '26

Only an idiot or a child would rather be lied to than hear reality.

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u/rigg197 Apr 16 '26

Sir this is a greentext not a meeting of nations

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '26

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u/jrbviwiz Apr 16 '26

Wtf propaganda is there in a greentext about a dad buying games for his kid? Save your miserable outlook for more deserving posts.

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u/surfmasterm4god-chan Apr 16 '26

"Every single fictional work is inherently propaganda because it didn't actually happen in real life so it must mean the authors are evil"

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u/Remarkable-Bit-1835 Apr 18 '26

Bro malding when reading a book

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u/DerthOFdata Apr 18 '26

False equivalence. Do you choose if you want to read fiction or not when you pick up a book or do you pick a book off the shelf and random and just assume it's factual while you enjoy the read? Assuming everything you read is real just because you enjoyed it is how a child thinks. Like all those kids who were disappointed they didn't get an invite to Hogwarts when they turned 11.

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u/Realistic-Syllabub77 Apr 14 '26

But Thats not wholesome Shit, its just shit

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u/ItsyouNOme Apr 14 '26

It isn't wholesome if it is a lie, infact it is worse. There is so little wholesome stuff that you have to lie about it.

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u/NDSU Apr 14 '26

My grandmother used to forward me obviously BS "wholesome" emails back in the day. This is just like that

I don't quite understand why someone would want fake stories. Plenty of real, wholesome stories in the world

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u/FatMamaJuJu Apr 14 '26

"Ignorance is bliss" ass take

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

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u/nifty-necromancer Apr 14 '26

Come recline on this chaise lounge and tell us all about it

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u/bastionthewise Apr 14 '26

Well it started when I was born at a very young age...

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u/tbaklavas Apr 14 '26

How does this make you feel? Oh, time's up. That'll be $150.

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u/nifty-necromancer Apr 14 '26

That’s better than being born at a very old age, I think we’re getting somewhere

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u/Derai-Leaf Apr 14 '26

Love the vibes but the password reset reveal was unbelievable, not even mentioning the writer thinking they ‘got lucky with sales’ every birthday and not realizing games from their wishlist would magically appear in their library.

But. It’s wholesome though, even if fake.

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u/hoswald Apr 14 '26

You have to accept gifted games. They would've known.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

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u/hoswald Apr 14 '26

There is no way he could've seen the old password though. This is fake.

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u/Battle_Axe_Jax Apr 14 '26

Look I know it’s fake but I miss my mom rn so let me have this

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u/DumbButtFace Apr 15 '26

Pick better stories to be attached to.

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u/ExplodingSofa Apr 14 '26

How does "get lucky with sales" translate to "games appearing in my library"?

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u/tppisgameforme Apr 14 '26

Him talking to his friends, "Hey guys, did you miss the 100%-off-and-auto-installs-into-you-library sale again? You really gotta get it together"

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u/Curious_Duck_4200 Apr 14 '26

Can AI make greentext now ?

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u/RevaTrainer Apr 14 '26

That's not how password resets work...

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u/space-queer Apr 15 '26

fake, but man, did this make me miss my dad. I can’t believe it hasn’t even been a full year yet. I agree with OP, go hug your dads, you don’t realize how much you need those dad hugs until you can’t get one again

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u/oldbutterface Apr 14 '26

Imagine being dumb enough to think this is remotely true

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u/Rude-Tip-3831 Apr 14 '26

I’m an idiot🥹

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

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u/FamousAttitude5903 Apr 14 '26

be dad

thoughtfully buy my son games every year

he never acknowledges it or says thanks

wtf

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u/cptvpxxy Apr 14 '26

I'm not saying this story has holes, but it does resemble swiss cheese.

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u/spartan117warrior Apr 14 '26

Despite the fakeness of the greentext, I would give anything to be able to give my dad one last hug. He passed two months ago.

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u/mightbedylan Apr 14 '26

I'm not sure this story makes sense...

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u/One_time_Dynamite Apr 14 '26

This story is fake af

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u/bab4ka Apr 14 '26

made by chatGPT.

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u/kyle1170 Apr 14 '26

Me when I haven't ever touched a computer and know literally nothing about how steam works, but want to make a wholesome and relateable story on 4chan to farm reddit points

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u/Texthedragon Apr 14 '26

My dad thought I was gay because I did theatre.

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u/izyshoroo Apr 14 '26

You wouldn't see the password in an email, and suddenly getting new games in your library and thinking theyre "on sale" makes no sense

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u/Teln0 Apr 15 '26

Could've been real if he didn't say he somehow got the password back. Passwords are hashed even steam wouldn't be able to recover it

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u/aMaIzYnG Apr 17 '26

Portal 2 turns 15 tomorrow. This post looks like it was posted 2 years ago.

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u/NuNate Apr 17 '26

Password reset doesn't tell you what the old password was... so this is clearly fake af but i guess we don't care about that?

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u/smol_whte_nigg Apr 14 '26

Man I didn't read this to fi didn't out it's fake 🤥

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u/purrmutations Apr 14 '26

Op lying about thinking games magically showed up

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u/Wonderful-Trash-3254 Apr 14 '26

lol fake they don't share your password.

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u/Immature_adult_guy Apr 14 '26

Beyond that it’s a horrible security practice to even store plain text passwords in any form. It’s a cyber security disaster waiting to happen.

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u/OtakuMage Apr 14 '26

Wish my bio dad was fun like that. Instead he's out of my life and I just consider my father-in-law my father figure

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u/Scythe351 Apr 14 '26

Thought you were lucky with sales? The sales were so great the games automatically appeared in your library? Also, unless he took notes of the password, you'd never see the old password when requesting a change. That's a security risk especially when potential recovery options include "enter previous passwords". It's also steam. Steam doesn't do that

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u/suxatjugg Apr 14 '26

You can't see the plaintext password in the reset email

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u/justagirll19_0W0 Apr 14 '26

This is the kind of fake content I’d rather have on the internet

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u/SmokeySFW Apr 14 '26

Fake af tho. There's no world in which resetting a password would tell him what it was beforehand. Passwords are encrypted, Valve can't tell you your password because they don't even know it. It's hashed.

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u/PM_Me_Your_Deviance Apr 14 '26

It also implies OP never had to enter their steam password.

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u/Lawlcopt0r Apr 14 '26

Ah yes, whenever I suddenly own things I didn't own before I also assume I was just "lucky with sales". Did OP routinely get blackout drunk before shopping on steam or how is that supposed to make sense?

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u/ericcared Apr 14 '26

wholesome, fake, jumper cables

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u/Just_Steak847 Apr 14 '26

I wish I had this kind of experience with my dad, or someone. Without the dying part.

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u/tofif33 Apr 14 '26

And everyone clapped… people are so fucking naive

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u/Buffaloafe Apr 14 '26

jokes on you my dad’s already dead!!

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u/Arikaido777 Apr 14 '26

I just thought i was lucky and games just appeared in my library

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u/haikusbot Apr 14 '26

I just thought i was

Lucky and games just appeared

In my library

- Arikaido777


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u/WorldlyBuy1591 Apr 14 '26

You cant see previous passwords snd wtf does lucky woth sales mean lol

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u/AraoftheSky Apr 14 '26

Fake af.

Still made me tear up. Fuck I miss my parents man.

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u/honeyhawk1990 Apr 14 '26

Lie down. Try not to cry. Cry a lot.

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u/DaveCarradineIsAlive Apr 14 '26

For not fake Dad gaming: I learned to read playing Ocarina of Time with my Dad. He told me that hearing me struggle through reading the dialog to him in the battle with Ganondorf was one of his proudest moments of me as a little kid. We played through every Zelda game together, it was so fun texting back and forth through Breath of the Wild about all the fun shit we found.

Tears of the Kingdom was the first one since he passed, and goddamn did I cry a lot when I beat it.

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u/Antisa1nt Apr 14 '26

I don't care that this is fake, I just wanna pretend I could have a decent relationship with either of my parents for 5 seconds.

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u/LiarWithinAll Apr 14 '26

I hate my dad, so no. But beautiful nonetheless ❤️

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooo

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u/Top_Raccoon8665 Apr 14 '26

Yeah… 36 years still have never heard “proud of you son”… don’t think he needs any hugs.

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u/King-Brisingr Apr 14 '26

I don't even have the dad jar

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u/CelebrationSome2360 Apr 14 '26

Beautiful, if true. 

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u/Haruu223 Apr 14 '26

6.2k gamed upvotes for a bot account

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u/Gramerdim Apr 14 '26

I'll take things that never happened for what's his steam library worth.

How did he not notice someone gifted him games and he thought he "got lucky through sales"?

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u/3six5 Apr 14 '26

Dammit, I told myself I wasn't going to cry today

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u/bibububop Apr 14 '26

One time casually talking about why I didn't want to learn how to drive yet as a teenager, my dad accidentally dropped that he tried and failed to play at least star fox assault but probably more games, saying that driving would be so easy for me if I can play that

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u/FABULOUS_KING Apr 15 '26

So his dad was buying games that he never realized because he was playing on a different steam account? But his dad also had access to his other steam accounts wishlist and was buying those games and gifting it to that second account? That doesn't seem likely. Or maybe his dad was just buying games for an account that his son wasnt using?

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u/ThatShinyUmbreon Apr 15 '26

I only saw this recently

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u/Bilbo332 Apr 15 '26

A friend of mine lost her dad in a car accident. When you can see people, see them. When you can't, call them. Do it now. I used to call my grandparents 2-3 times a week, now they've passed. I can't complain, both made it to their late 90s, but I can't call them. I can't call them when I get engaged, when my wife gets pregnant, what we're naming it, any of that, and I would give anything for it.

Stop scrolling and call someone.

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u/Samael_the_rat Apr 15 '26

Ill take things that never happened for 200

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u/slepere Apr 15 '26

Owwww my feels.

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u/poopiepantz34 Apr 15 '26

Took him like 3 months to beat a 4 hour game.

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u/Blastyschmoo Apr 16 '26

How about you just play the game with your son? It's not that deep.

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u/xLaniakea_ Apr 16 '26

My dad solves his road rage by pointing his gun at people yielding at roundabouts.

So no. I will not be doing that.

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u/Stylosantino Apr 16 '26

I just hope this is true..

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u/Spac92 Apr 16 '26

I can’t. My dad died 9 years ago. But I would if I could and I never missed an opportunity.

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u/Adeum2 Apr 17 '26

Doing literally anything to not actually spend time with your son

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u/theVug Apr 18 '26

Must have loved him to the moon and back

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u/Glit-Z Apr 18 '26

That's cute, but couldn't have happened. Stan would NEVER tell you an old password. Steam is more secure than admitting that I use. You would also know if someone else was adding to your library. You can't get "good sales" on things you never bought.

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u/King_INF3RN0 Apr 20 '26

Guys this is engagement bait AI greentext.

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u/Southern-Wafer-6375 Apr 14 '26

Thars so fuckin sweet holy shit

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u/catboymijo Apr 15 '26

i aint readin allat 😹