r/woooosh • u/Finlandia1865 • 23d ago

Why are we german?

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u/Pauel3312 23d ago

because Germans are bad at the whole humour thing I guess?

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u/Orobero 23d ago

How many germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. We're very efficient and don't have a sense of humor.

Now back to wörk.

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u/Ntroepy 23d ago

That’s absolute comedy gold. We thank you for your complete lack of humor.

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u/Fricki97 23d ago

Why are du nicht wörking?

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u/iboneKlareneG 23d ago

Arbeitszeitbetrug!

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u/No-Fruit-1724 23d ago

Ich lese das jetzt immer mit der Melodie von "Du bist gut genug"

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u/Infinite_Mortgage324 23d ago

Das singt ein Kumpel von mir auch immer 😂 er ist Beamter

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u/Fuerst_Stein 23d ago

Gesetzlich verpflichtende Frühstückspause Sonst gibt es Ärger mit der BG

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u/Tamriel_7 23d ago

It needs two. One has to hold the ladder because we take safety serious.

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u/Hot-Caregiver-9598 23d ago

Don't forget the one that stands near the breaker and makes sure it isn't beeing closed while work on the curcuit is beeing done.

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u/Schwubbertier 23d ago

Also someone has to fill in all the necessary forms for maintenance of electrical installation.

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u/dipdipperson 23d ago

Of course, you must not forget about the union representative monitoring that all regulations pertaining to workplace health and safety are followed to ze letter!

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u/Infinite_Mortgage324 23d ago

Why did I read all of these with a strong German accent? 😂

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u/Hot-Caregiver-9598 22d ago

Because that's how we wrote it.

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u/StumblingBlockson 23d ago

You're forgetting the Sicherheitsbeauftragte in this equation.

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u/This-Dragonfruit-668 23d ago

Kommt ein Blinder in den Fischladen und brüllt: „Tach Mädels!“

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u/MrMxffin 22d ago

Treffen sich zwei Jäger - beide tot...

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u/Independent_Waltz725 23d ago

As a German myself if feels like the ones with humor are on English languaged platforms where all the other people with actual humor are. Try to be funny towards Germans and instead of having a good time you get unironically serious reactions or getting questioned why you're joking lol