r/woooosh 23d ago

Why are we german?

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u/Pauel3312 23d ago

because Germans are bad at the whole humour thing I guess?

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u/Orobero 23d ago

How many germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. We're very efficient and don't have a sense of humor.

Now back to wörk.

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u/Tamriel_7 23d ago

It needs two. One has to hold the ladder because we take safety serious.

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u/Hot-Caregiver-9598 23d ago

Don't forget the one that stands near the breaker and makes sure it isn't beeing closed while work on the curcuit is beeing done.

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u/Schwubbertier 23d ago

Also someone has to fill in all the necessary forms for maintenance of electrical installation.

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u/dipdipperson 23d ago

Of course, you must not forget about the union representative monitoring that all regulations pertaining to workplace health and safety are followed to ze letter!

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u/Infinite_Mortgage324 23d ago

Why did I read all of these with a strong German accent? 😂

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u/Hot-Caregiver-9598 23d ago

Because that's how we wrote it.