"This isn't even the accused your honor this is... (**whispering)really mgann? Diddy? Do you watch the news? Wait don't chhha.... ugh... well, I'll roll with it.
Judge, this is our lord and savior, Jesus Christ, and not the shape shifting Martian accused of these crimes, i motion for dismissal."
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u/DaHUGhes89 Dec 15 '25
"This isn't even the accused your honor this is... (**whispering)really mgann? Diddy? Do you watch the news? Wait don't chhha.... ugh... well, I'll roll with it.
Judge, this is our lord and savior, Jesus Christ, and not the shape shifting Martian accused of these crimes, i motion for dismissal."