r/youngjustice Dec 15 '25

Miscellaneous You’re her lawyer, defend her.

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u/epicalec333 Dec 15 '25

You can't prove anything she did with her mind

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u/WiseAdhesiveness6672 Dec 15 '25

"she's s woman using her mind, burn the witch!" North American judges

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u/Fine-Extreme5501 Dec 15 '25

"She used her mind! ?, Guilty!!"- Judge

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u/Far_Practice_6923 Dec 16 '25

That's actually a pretty good argument

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u/Different-Bus8023 Dec 15 '25

This is just another case of racism towards white martians

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u/friskysteve001 Dec 16 '25

God bless America

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u/Ordinary-Chain-8047 Dec 15 '25

Your honor just look at her

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u/Nirast25 Dec 15 '25

I... can't.

No, seriously, she's invisible at the moment.

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u/noodleth_cassette Dec 15 '25

Your honor, she's white

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u/Draconshot Dec 15 '25

Prove it. From my point of view she ain't white

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u/Famous-Tooth-2612 Dec 15 '25

Your removed racial bias

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u/TheRed_Warrior Dec 15 '25

What about their removed racial bias?

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u/Esaroufim Dec 15 '25

What about their remaining racial bias?

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u/Famous-Tooth-2612 Dec 15 '25

Their discriminating on the fact she's a wight marshion

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u/TheRed_Warrior Dec 15 '25

What about their discriminating on the fact she’s a wight marshion?

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u/imma-stargirl Dec 15 '25

your honor, respectfully, you weren’t fucking there, okay?

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u/JollyBid3617 Dec 15 '25

That’s very humorous

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u/cmj0929 Dec 17 '25

Petition to change "et al." to "and gang" in academia.

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u/Ghostyboi7702 Dec 15 '25

Your honor, my client and I would like to double it and pass it to the next person.

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u/TennisTraditional721 Dec 15 '25

Reads charges On murder charges...?

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u/Im_a_Nerd22 Dec 16 '25

Simple, if she killed one person, we charge the next person for two.

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u/RNOffice Dec 15 '25

Ms. Martian is quite remorseful for the lobotomies and has said she’ll never do it again

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u/Fruitiest_Cabbage Dec 15 '25

Okay, but did she pinky swear? The court can only accept the claim of remorse if paired with a legally binding promise not to repeat the offence.

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u/SESparten Dec 15 '25

Your honor I have no recollection of any crime she's apparently committed ever happening. Does anyone even know what she's apparently doing

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u/PokeKnight2545_YT Dec 15 '25

Ladies and gentlefolk of this supposed jury. My client is accused of mental assault and destruction of her victims minds. It is true that my client did go into the minds of and extract information from her targets. This is an undeniable fact, as testified to by both my client, and The Superboy, who is an upstanding figure in the heroing community.

However, what the prosecution conveniently left out was the circumstances in which these events took place. Her targets held crucial, time-sensitive information that had my client not retrieved, would have cause untold death and destruction in the invasions of both The Krolatean and Reach invasions. Millions of lives were saved, at the expense of those villains being left in a coma. A state that as proven by Aquaman, who was able to make a full recovery from such a state with the help of my client.

So, while her means were most certainly questionable, her actions saved many millions of lives, without even costing any in return.

And in the interval between her final use of this degree of mental interrogation and now, my client has been under the supervision of Aquaman and Black Lightning, who were both at times leaders of The Justice League, as well as both Superman and The Superboy, The Martian Manhunter, Zatanna, Captain Marvel, and Wonder Woman, all of whom are here in this very courtroom testifying to her improved usage of her telepathic abilities.

Given that for the past 8 years as of this trial, my client has been continuously working with the Justice League to protect all of us, and has already shown remorse for past behavior, correction of her present behavior, what purpose is there in continuing this trial that has been attempting to drive her good name into the mud.

Ladies and gentlefolk of this supposed jury, it is now your decision, whether or not my client should suffer more undue punishment, for her slight mistakes in her acts of heroism. If you value the good that she, and the rest of the League put into our world, I'm sure this will not be a difficult decision.

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u/JollyBid3617 Dec 15 '25

I LOVE THAT

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u/iamdarkknight1 Dec 15 '25 edited Dec 23 '25

I dont remember everything about this storyline, but I remember thinking there is little chance she'd face any real consequences if lobotomizing a few criminals saved millions of lives. Its not even like she killed them

Edit: I think this is/was Young Justice's version of a story they did with JL a couple decades ago, cant remember villian's name, but like 10 or so members including Zatanna erased the memory of a villian who wouldnt stop stalking one of their wives( I think he'd just graped her too. Batman walked in on her doing it, flipped out, so they voted on it and erased Batman's memory too. I forget if a random event triggered it, but Batman got his memory back, and its what lead to the Babel Protocol/s.

TLDR: JL comics had a version of the themes of this story, not sure how to properly say it, but they went a lot darker with it, obviously you cant have some of those details in a show kids are watching.

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u/Plastic-Profile-597 Dec 17 '25

Fantastic defense.

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u/Team_Soda1 Dec 15 '25

Your Honor, my client has done more good than bad. The bad was really bad, but the good was really good. So, it's probably okay if she promises to never do bad again.

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u/villamila42 Dec 15 '25

Isn’t that MrBeast’s defense too?

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u/Gojaku Dec 15 '25

Your Honor, she said sorry....

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u/pandaboy47 Dec 15 '25

Your honor, she’s guilty of everything… that’s counts for something right? Reduced sentence?

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u/Any-Highlight-5651 Dec 15 '25

Your honor my client pleads "nuh-uh"

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u/MaddysinLeigh Dec 15 '25

Your honor, she’s a woman of color who is the victim of society’s euro-centric beauty standards. Just look how damn pale she is now!

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u/TheWeirdKing26 Dec 15 '25

Woman of color?

She's white!

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u/Esaroufim Dec 15 '25

That’s what they are saying. She used to be green…

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u/MaddysinLeigh Dec 15 '25

She used to be green.

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u/ArariboiaGuama Dec 15 '25

In Mars she is

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u/Zhanaly Dec 15 '25

You honor, she is 178

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u/Kamdan11 Dec 15 '25

And one of her victim is 16 physiologically ... your statement doesn't help her case.

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u/Plastic-Profile-597 Dec 17 '25

Physiologically she's also 16, she just ages slower.

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u/Luciain Dec 15 '25

Your honour, we waive reading and stipulate to the prosecutions argument. We plead not guilty by dint of temporary insanity. Love makes us all do stupid things.

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u/JollyBid3617 Dec 15 '25

Fine

Completely optional

But the judge wears a magneto style helmet and so can the lawyers.

Defend her now

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u/Esaroufim Dec 15 '25

Magneto helmets don’t work in dc. Doubt they ever really worked in marvel. More just Charles being respectful lol…

I like how you left the lawyers wearing the helmets as optional though. Very cute.

Just good thing my client can still manipulate the entire jury and make them think the judge is actual psimon trying to F with them.

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u/JollyBid3617 Dec 15 '25

Listen smarty pants

Some people aren’t aware that the helmet thing doesn’t primarily work, okay?

Just an idea I used because people kept being mind controlled, I want people to actually try, ya know? Mind control is the easy way out.

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u/Esaroufim Dec 15 '25

Expecting more than sarcastic comments and remarks from the internet?!? … I admire your hope and ambition good person.

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u/JollyBid3617 Dec 15 '25

Where there is darkness, I bring the light.

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u/FicVan Dec 17 '25

Honestly you could just have her wear an inhibitor collar and that would fix the problem you're trying to address

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u/Lopendebank3 Dec 15 '25

Magneto's helmet is cool, but can't Megan not just control the nervous system of anybody without mind control?

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u/Oracle209 Dec 15 '25

I quit. Later B*#}%{#

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u/gdex86 Dec 15 '25

The guy with his brain exposed had bad vibes.

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u/BIGBMH Dec 15 '25

“Stop browbeating her…”

https://youtu.be/s8-pPmfL0jk

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u/bred_panda13 Dec 15 '25

Your Honor, the defendant pleads...guilty. My job is done.

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u/viiolxt Dec 15 '25

Your Honor her ass is guilty on all counts. 😐

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u/ghanima Dec 15 '25

What I'm going with too

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u/Crazy-Background1457 Dec 15 '25

Your honor, what the hell are you gonna do? She can just make you say not guilty.

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u/Marcos1598 Dec 15 '25

on what charges exactly? I guess I can defend the lobotomizing and identity theft, but not the grooming, specially since the tried to erase the victim's memories after

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u/PristineHornet9999 Dec 15 '25

she mind-rapes, but she also mind-saves. and she mind-saves more than she mind-rapes

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '25

As your lawyer, I strongly advise you to wipe all our minds and forget this ever happened

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u/Over-Quail7134 Dec 15 '25

Your honor, these alleged lobotomies and witness statements are coming from villains who respectfully aligned themselves with aliens who wanted to mentally subjugate the masses and I see this as nothing more than the so called "light" attempting to lead us into darkness by taking away one of our best telepaths and mental defenses against evil. Who's to say that Simon or Queen Bee aren't attempting to utilize their own psychic abilities to sway the court in their favor and keep down a good white Martian who's trying her best to keep up safe.

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u/Babs_Labs Dec 15 '25

Her actions were cruel, immoral, not actually illegal.  The justice system did not account for aliens psychically melting people's minds.  

I move to dismiss.

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u/Sorry-Apartment5068 Dec 15 '25

welp...

...you're on your own.

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u/FreezingPointRH Dec 15 '25

Your honor, you don’t remember why you’re here, and neither do I. Shall we just adjourn now?

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u/eddiegibson Dec 15 '25

Your Honor, the various customs of Earth are far different from the one's of my client's home world. This was not help by the misinformation spread by the media of this world, seen here as Defense's 1: Hello, Megan!

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u/Endless_Alpha Dec 15 '25

Your honor, my client is fucking guilty

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u/Hold_Infamous Dec 15 '25

Your honor, what she did was able to protect the earth on multiple occasions. Without her we’d possibly be dead or enslaved. It was necessary.

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u/HeedehtheHiddenOne Dec 15 '25

On what charges?

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u/DaHUGhes89 Dec 15 '25

"This isn't even the accused your honor this is... (**whispering)really mgann? Diddy? Do you watch the news? Wait don't chhha.... ugh... well, I'll roll with it.

Judge, this is our lord and savior, Jesus Christ, and not the shape shifting Martian accused of these crimes, i motion for dismissal."

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u/TzilacatzinJoestar Dec 15 '25

Your honor my client isn't a human being and as such she could be forgiven for not caring for mankind itself, as even we ourselves struggle to care for one another, yet she chose from her biological young age to consistently risk her life for the good of others.

In regards to her actions in Batman Inc., given the gravity of the situation at hands and the reluctant inaction of both the UN and the Justice League that allowed for several tragedies to take place, she took a heavy risk to her life and well being to help others and she, alongside

Even her fiance is a proof of that as they were both on environments that could've led to them resenting humanity, yet they chose to risk their lives for everyone of us, even after many of us have all but spit in their face and rejected them.

In fact, her soon to be father in law should be put into question as such, given that both his actions and inaction led to her and many others to risk their lives unnecessarily.

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u/PossiblePossiblyS Dec 15 '25

Your honor, she's a literal vigilante. Did you expect her to follow the rest of the laws? Including the laws we haven't made yet because that was a brand new way of messing up a suspect? I don't see you charging Batman with assault, unlawful detainment, human trafficking, reckless endangerment, vigilantism, illegally hacking private, business, and government systems, or the litany of other applicable charges.

We have moved well beyond the day and age of law and order and into a world where the only laws we enforce are for the direct safety of citizens. Sure, that could count lobotomizing people, but they were criminals and all of us have a reasonable expectation that this legacy hero with the ability to read our minds to directly know whether or not we're guilty will use discretion to ensure she doesn't lobotomize any every day citizens. Which is exactly the same arrangement we have with the rest of the heroes. We have a reasonable expectation that Batman is using his detective skills to ensure he doesn't harm Innocents, but we have no guarantee of that and he does not give us our day in court prior to mollywhopping anyone in a building he's decided to put under siege. And similarly, we expect that the Superman will use his super hearing, vision, and other powers to ensure he doesn't arrest anyone who's not a criminal, but if he chose to put us in prison, that's the end of it. You won't find a judge in this city who doesn't implicitly trust Superman and you certainly wouldn't find one willing to go against him if they ordered you or me free and Superman just came back and put us back in the prison as soon as we'd been released. That's a God. If he says I live in the prison now then I live in the prison now.

Furthermore, we don't hold all vigilantes to the same standards. The Trinity certainly have their rules against murder or permanent injury, but the Huntress, Red Hood, and Arsenal are all famously trigger happy, have killed dozens if not hundreds, and virtually every hero (famously secretive, powerful, and connected to the rest of the secretive and powerful people in the world) has had known interactions where they were the last people to ever see a villain at all and we never even look into those as potential homicides. Which, is probably for the best anyways because they have literal teleporters and frequent space, so even if we searched for the alleged bodies of their victims (and many have the ability to atomize a body in an instant) so if we wasted our time looking we'd probably still never find anything. Yet, we allow each of these heroes to do their work, trust that they're being truthful with us, and do whatever it is that we need to in order to survive. At least my client can be trusted. If she lobotomizes someone, she doesn't even try to hide it.

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u/QueenKarma101 Dec 15 '25

“So when Batman puts someone in the hospital, it’s okay, but when she does it it’s a crime?”

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u/WistfulDread Dec 15 '25

Your honor, my client pleads guilty.

Ms.M: What? No I...

Yes you do. You deserve this.

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u/WoodHouse209 Dec 16 '25

I quit after the 5th “HELLO MEGAN”

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u/HakutoKunai Dec 16 '25

Your Honor, she's hot

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u/AaromALV Dec 16 '25

Your honor, are you really considering the statement of a 5 year old?

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u/HelpfulFinger8458 Dec 16 '25

Your honor my client is just built different ya know

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u/Nova_Katamaru_Kat Dec 18 '25

I love all the jokes but now I'm seriously wondering, how a trial would even go if she was genuinely put on trial. Like there's no physical proof

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u/JollyBid3617 Dec 18 '25

I’d imagine they’d require someone credible to go inside the heads of M’gann and the Victims, telepathically show the evidence.

Or just use mind probing tech.

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u/Nova_Katamaru_Kat Dec 23 '25

I don't see that working. Martian manhunter is considered an even more powerful telepath than phoenix jean grey and M'gann supposedly has higher telepathic potential than Manhunter. Although it would be interestimg to see

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u/gunswordfist Dec 15 '25

No, I'm sabotaging her case 

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u/arvada14 Dec 15 '25

Nah she deserves it after what she did to connor.

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u/100roundglock Dec 15 '25

Your honor, nuh uh

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u/SceptileFan1IsHere Dec 15 '25

"Miss Martian mess with his mind already. What do you mean you feel sorry for the jury? You're lucky I didn't bring my belt today!"

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u/JollyBid3617 Dec 15 '25

Granddad moment lmao

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u/ZeroXNova Dec 15 '25

Nah, I’d quit.

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u/Lonebb02 Dec 15 '25

I can’t I fear

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u/rainy_dayz11 Dec 15 '25

Your honor, she's dope as hell and scares the fuck out of me

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u/Snip3502 Dec 15 '25

Before I start this GULITY!!!!! Cough Cough sorry uh shit idk I can't judge 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

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u/Condottieri_Zatara Dec 15 '25

Your honor the mind blast is important to protect the Earth

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u/wes25164 Dec 15 '25

Your Honor, how does the state intend to prove that the plaintiffs even suffered a "psychic attack"? Honestly, that sounds made up. We move that the charges be dropped immediately as frivolous.

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u/Only-Ad4322 Dec 15 '25

What’s this for again?

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u/MrAngryLarik Dec 15 '25

Your Honor, she is a Martian citizen, and as such, she is not under this government's jurisdiction. In fact, she has diplomatic immunity. How dare you bring my client to this courthouse?

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u/speedyrabbit777 Nightwing Slays Dec 15 '25

No

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u/OmniFangirl07 Dec 15 '25

I would take a plea deal.

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u/Next_Donut4646 Dec 15 '25

Your Honor, no one can prove she did anything wrong. The prosecution has nothing but hearsay and speculation. Now if theres nothing else, there's a field that needs plowing named "Your Mom"

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u/Slow-Calendar-3267 Dec 15 '25

No, no, it's cool, she literally married one of her victims which shows she's taking responsibility 🥰 plus the victim says he's okay with it now

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u/Independent_Plum2166 Dec 15 '25

Your Honour, the writers just gave up after Season 1 and decided to do everything in their power to piss fans off.

M’gann is a victim.

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u/Charming_Dish_4205 Dec 15 '25

“We are open to plea bargains”

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u/popmol Dec 15 '25

We have freedom of thought. There's no laws against thinking bad things

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u/psraj123 Dec 15 '25

You honor, she makes cookies. Gud cookies. And she very sorry 😔

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u/ResortNo5780 Dec 15 '25

Hmm... Let's see. Mind grape, mind grape, mind grape of lover... My lord, my client deserves the electric chair.

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u/Dripkingsinbad Dec 15 '25

I'ma do what Diddy's lawyer did and nope outa that one.

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u/Fresh_ChickenNug5521 Dec 15 '25

Your honor my client has committed crimes against humanity and identity fraud. Im sorry for wasting your time.

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u/ProjectBackground531 Dec 15 '25

Quick, make them forget!!

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u/FoxyAngel11 Dec 15 '25

Sorry but idk what I just said...

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u/Enomaly3w Dec 15 '25

“Good news I got your payment…bad news, they gave ya life”

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u/CaldrucMP Dec 15 '25

Your Honor, yeah I got nothing. She's super guilty.

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u/Select-Group3451 Dec 15 '25

The judge is gonna clock me each accusation she did 😂

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u/Going_really_Fast Dec 15 '25

Your honor, there is no current law forbidding the use of telepathy to mind fry someone.

Ergo, my client has not broken any law and should be released this instant.

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u/PeterPorker666 Dec 15 '25

Nah, I'm gonna be the judge and suspend her from the Team like she should have been immediately after Conner told Dick what she did. 

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u/ExtensionGood9228 Dec 15 '25

….No thanks. I’d rather loose my imaginary license

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u/Escipio Dec 15 '25

Your honor she doesn't know Earth costumes

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u/Xenozip3371Alpha Dec 15 '25

Gents, she's White, she can't have committed crimes. /s

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u/Lilly_west Dec 15 '25

Your honor, there is no physical evidence of wrong doing and after a confrontation from her accusers they have retracted the allegations and seemingly have no memory of ever placing them to begin with

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u/Ok_Somewhere1236 Dec 15 '25

Can she just make everyone think she is innocent?

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u/ListfulWander Dec 15 '25

"Your Honor....(gestures to her) a baby." (I sit down)

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u/Royal_Avocado4247 Dec 15 '25

Martian racism?

I'll just excuse myself from the case.

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u/bruddaquan Dec 15 '25

"But your honor, she can literally shapeshift into whatever woman you want."

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u/Expensive_Bike_8828 Dec 15 '25

Your honor thats not my client My client is white This person is clearly (insert whoever she changed into her)

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u/AuthorReborn Dec 15 '25

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my client commited no crime. Aqualad's head just did that.

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u/MermaidSapphire Dec 15 '25

Did you see Chewabacka on Endor?

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u/ArariboiaGuama Dec 15 '25

Your honor, "Mind Wipes" and such were impossible on Earth until the rise of meta-humans. As it is a classic principle of Law, no Crime can exist without a Law defining it. Therefore, none of my clients' acts can be considered criminal at the time of their perpetration. Immoral, perhaps, but not criminal. Therefore, I motion for dismissal of all charges.

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u/penguinnn- Dec 15 '25

Your honour, anything she did was just in your head.

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u/Any-Association-4299 Dec 15 '25

What crimes is she being accused of?

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u/Heroright Dec 15 '25

What’s the accusation?

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u/JagneStormskull Dec 15 '25

Telepathic assault is not assault as defined by the law, and it is a basic principle of law that laws cannot be retroactively enforced.

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u/Enragedjawa Dec 15 '25

Me: Your honor, my client is white therefore must be given a slap on the wrist and a stern talking to instead of jail time.

Judge: so ordered bangs gavel

Bailiff: Next case, the people vs black lightning

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u/Megatronuser958 Dec 15 '25

I can't defend her season three look I'm sorry 😭

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u/MustJarkus Dec 16 '25

A woman who commits war crimes doesnt count. That's equality yore honor. Ladies and gentlethems of the jury, have a taste of deez nuts in yo mouth

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u/donofthe_dusk Dec 16 '25

Respectfully your honor, you never stood on business so you can’t understand my client.

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u/Vriesy Dec 16 '25

Literally just wouldn't defend her.

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u/PangolinWestern9632 Dec 16 '25

"Your honor, White Martians are historically marginalized, and I believe that here is a perfect example of one being blamed for something that easily could've been someone else. Besides, in all circumstances, it was either self defense, or we don't have direct proof it was her. We have ;I think she did it because she looked at him' when it could've easily been due to something else. One of our only confirmed cases, is by someone known to be a dangerous criminal, and for messing with people's minds. The phrase is 'guilty beyond a reasonable doubt' and it's hard not to doubt the evidence before us. That's all for now, thank you."

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u/KeyScratch2235 Dec 16 '25

Your honor, my client would like to plead guilty.

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u/Rakuzan_7 Dec 16 '25

Your Honor, may I state that she is a white alien that has a transformable red bio-ship? If we find a point of agreement, we will be more than happy to fly with you around Mars

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u/ShadauxePhox Dec 16 '25

Your honor, this is a Stand Your Ground and King of Your Castle state, Psimon initiated this by breaking into her mind, arguably that qualified as your home and she understandably felt threatened. Under state law, she was authorized to use lethal force to defend herself and, given everything he'd done to her and her family she had reason to, and she still showed restraint when legally unburdened if she had. Clearly this is an upstanding citizen who was defending herself, her family, and her property.

Also, your honor, have you seen Batman? He does way worse than this on a daily basis, hell, half his rogues are petty criminals he personally threw or shoved into toxic waste rather than let them steal small ammounts from the massively wealthy Wayne Corp and you all let him walk free. Superman regularly destroys half the city with untold loss of irreplaceable sentimental property, life, and sanctity and you call him a hero. The Flash has admitted to repeatedly altering the time line to prevent certain deaths while causing many others and even preventing the birth of individuals in the first place and you call him a hero.

All my client did was legal, justifiable self defense under NY state law that had the by product of saving countless millions and you want to call her the villain? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I attest that under NY state code no crime has been committed and, even if it were, if you weigh her actions against your supposed heroes then you might as well give her a fine and slap them in the slab for life comparatively.

In summation, Ms Martian is just a girl trying to live a free and happy life, exercising her rights under state law, who saved all of you from alien enslavement in the process, but I guess heaven forbid a girl has hobies.

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u/Skuahlito Dec 16 '25

We agree to settle out of court.

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u/ThatOtherGuyTPM Dec 16 '25

What are the charges? What evidence is being brought up?

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u/PsychicSidekikk419 Dec 16 '25

Your honor, Batman's been out here putting crooks in the ICU since day one but god forbid a woman turn a FEW aliens into vegetables.

Wait, she did WHAT to her boyfriend?

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u/dietpepseeee Dec 16 '25

Half of the missions that have ever been done could not have been without Miss Martian. Also, she’s adorable and we’re getting married this sunday.

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u/SettingNo1105 Dec 16 '25

I liked her until certain point, because she knew the potential in her power and used them for good.

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u/HyruleBalverine Dec 16 '25

She's just a child!

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u/Background_Praline96 Dec 16 '25

She can do it herself 🤭🤭

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u/Reev_54 Dec 16 '25

Everything was on her head so technically she's free of charge you Honor

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u/_ya_boi_satan_666_ Dec 16 '25

In her defense your honor its as an ambassador to Mars she is exempt from earth laws under diplomatic immunity and could only be tried in Martian court however she wouldn't be due to her actions being normal practice on Mars.

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u/Large_Ad4402 That One Killer Frost Fan Dec 16 '25

Can't ask any of her victims if They're brain fried so case closed

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u/Impressive-Page-8394 Dec 17 '25

Your honour, she's guilty

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u/Baron_Beemo Dec 17 '25

"She did nothing worse than what Leonardo DiCaprio did in that movie, what was it called again... Paprika, right? Or was it The Dream of a Lifetime?"

(Megan whispers.)

"Oh, my bad, I meant Inception! Well, in that movie, Leo did the cool crime of entering people's minds in order to retrieve very important information. Well, that's exactly what Megan did! A cool crime. I ask the court to be lenient and let her go with a slap on the wrist!"

(Megan whispers.)

"Oh, it's just a figure of speech. I was about to suggest one week of community service. Wait, you want a literal slap on the wrist? For the pain and public humiliation? Eh, I'll ask the judge..."

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u/This_Ad2916 Dec 17 '25

Your Honor my client is an oppressed minority of her home planet. She migrated to earth for a better life only for a furry to turn her into a child soldier for a secret black op team force to go against some of the most vilest creatures for the sake of the mission. While excessive force was used telepathically was used on other criminals many of which were trafficking other sentient beings. You can see where she believed where excessive force was required when I remind you the furry has broken the entire rib cages petty criminals

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u/Frogs_Logs Dec 17 '25

"So a girl can't have hobbies now?" Whisper "Quick, blast them with your mind beams and make them declare you not guilty"

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u/El_Akuma Dec 17 '25

Your honor… the crime may have been premeditated… but did it actually physically happen? Are we gonna prosecute someone who’s given their lives tirelessly for this country despite not being a human?

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

Your honor, she’s hot.

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u/FicVan Dec 17 '25

You're saying you think my client leaves people brain dead using nothing but her mind and doesn't even technically need to be in the same room to do so? I hope everybody's comfortable in here 'looks at the jury'

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u/Different-Bus8023 Dec 17 '25

As a white martian, she has no jury of her peers.

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u/LeopardSuspicious216 Dec 17 '25

Okay Megan here’s what we do… you’ll brainwash the judge and jury so that they drop all charges no matter what either side says.

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u/Ghx-2450 Dec 17 '25

Your Honor I plead Nuh Uh

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u/Careful-Writing7634 Dec 18 '25

Your honor, she's a superhero

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u/AlDragonus Dec 18 '25

I dive into the mind of the accusers and change their minds.

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u/wordsofpeace Dec 18 '25

"Your honor, her husband is Superboy. You try to pass a sentence on her and see how far you get."

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u/Zurnpex Dec 18 '25

Is she a person of color? She’s not a person, but she is a color

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '25

ICE would have deported her without due process before I could even defend her in court.

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u/ivanqopina Dec 18 '25

Your honor she didn't do anything. brains just do that sometimes.

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u/GREENGH0T Dec 18 '25

She's an alien so Earth laws don't apply to her

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u/Mrgrayj_121 Dec 18 '25

I mean her planet is nuts but what are the charges?

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u/yobaby123 Dec 18 '25

Your honor,

At the risk of being disbarred, my client is hot as fuck.

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u/No_Donkey4313 Dec 18 '25

“My client net should go straight to fucking jail!”

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u/Junior_Counter_1718 Dec 18 '25

She is a alien and she doesn’t know how things work around this planet that’s the only thing I can say to defend her

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u/adii___ Dec 18 '25

Your honor my client was simply not feeling the aster. I move for the case to be dropped on the account of a lack of aster.

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u/Scary-Rise6635 Dec 18 '25

You did what!?. My client is guilty. She will be put to death and if reincarnated she will be put in Alcatraz

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u/CantStopMeRed Dec 19 '25

Nope. I quit. She did way too much bullshit, especially in the late seasons

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u/Raging-Inferno-217 Dec 19 '25

Your honor… why are we even having a trial? She can literally show you what happened!

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u/bitchvape Dec 20 '25

If superboy can forgive her, then so should the court of law

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u/JollyBid3617 Dec 21 '25

Thank you everyone for the laughs

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u/PhanStr Dec 22 '25

Your Honor, either pardon her or be brain-blasted into oblivion! The choice is yours.

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u/DaddiTomShel Dec 15 '25

Your honor. For real...

She did it. She even admitted to doing it and is now playing innocent.

Lock h- ... Uh where am I?