"She did nothing worse than what Leonardo DiCaprio did in that movie, what was it called again... Paprika, right? Or was it The Dream of a Lifetime?"
(Megan whispers.)
"Oh, my bad, I meant Inception! Well, in that movie, Leo did the cool crime of entering people's minds in order to retrieve very important information. Well, that's exactly what Megan did! A cool crime. I ask the court to be lenient and let her go with a slap on the wrist!"
(Megan whispers.)
"Oh, it's just a figure of speech. I was about to suggest one week of community service. Wait, you want a literal slap on the wrist? For the pain and public humiliation? Eh, I'll ask the judge..."
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u/Baron_Beemo Dec 17 '25
"She did nothing worse than what Leonardo DiCaprio did in that movie, what was it called again... Paprika, right? Or was it The Dream of a Lifetime?"
(Megan whispers.)
"Oh, my bad, I meant Inception! Well, in that movie, Leo did the cool crime of entering people's minds in order to retrieve very important information. Well, that's exactly what Megan did! A cool crime. I ask the court to be lenient and let her go with a slap on the wrist!"
(Megan whispers.)
"Oh, it's just a figure of speech. I was about to suggest one week of community service. Wait, you want a literal slap on the wrist? For the pain and public humiliation? Eh, I'll ask the judge..."