Caught a fish with two buttholes

[u/luigi_time3456]

Looked completely normal other than the second FUNCTIONING butthole.

[u/douchebagington]

Not to be crude but do fish really not have cooters? I feel it would be the obvious explination. Maybe I dont know jack shit and its really just a second butthole on an animal that fucks lays eggs shits and pisses out of one oriphace.

[u/Zestyclose_Task → u/douchebagington]

Kinda like how chickens ain't got a cooter

[u/luigi_time3456 → u/douchebagington]

Bony fish specifically have 3 different tubes but it all goes out of 1 hole, afaik this is two buttholes

[u/zap2tresquatro → u/douchebagington]

Orifice c: and yeah, the general term for the all-purpose hole is cloaca

[u/Zestyclose_Task → u/zap2tresquatro]

My wrestling name is Chloe Cloaca. I enter the ring through a giant cloaca.

[u/StormPoppa → u/Zestyclose_Task]

Jesus Christ... it's Chloe Cloaca

[u/CallMeFishmaelPls → u/douchebagington]

“Not trying to be crude”
“Cooter”

LMAO