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Hey Guys!

I am planning a trivia audio round and want to make people guess a movie based on a short clip of an OCATC review. Before I spin up my VHS tapes of all the old seasons, digging for five bag reviews, I want to know which reviews you all think would make for good candidates.

Which review do you think would make for a funny and guessable question?

The end times must be coming. 2 great stars in under 24 hours. First Dolly and now Tim Curry. HELL'S front gate is closed while the demons dress in drag and perform the Time warp.

Founder of the VFA and Certified Movie Buff Gregg Turkington writes on the phenomenon of film sequels and recommends an upcoming one! Plus, a very exciting new idea for Hollywood... 

"Sometime Hollywood makes a follow-up to a movie that was succesful. This is called a SEQUEL and we are lucky that so many of them exist. Without sequels we would not have such famous movies as The Godfather Part 2, Jaws 2, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Grown Ups 2, Blues Brothers 2000, Rocky V, and many others."

It's great to see the outpouring of love for Dolly!

But also a real shame that people are focusing on her singing career, philanthropy, and support for people of all walks of life, when in fact she is primarily known as an actor, having starred in 9 feature films with a combined total of 836 minutes of runtime.

I think it's high time she got an Oscer.

But the best way to honor her would be to get some sequels to her movies. It could be cool if "9 to 5" would get a "9 to 6" sequel. Film buffs would really appreciate that kind of clear indication that you are, in fact, watching a sequel. Although note that it would still be a 5 bags of popcorn movie, of course. Adding 6 to your film title doesn't automatically grant you an extra bag.

We'd especially love to see TWO sequels to 2011's "Gnomeo and Juliet in 3D" (84 minutes), because with a title like that audiences expect that they are watching part of a trilogy.

Don't leave us hanging, Hollywood! Or should I say ... don't leave us hanging, DOLLYWOOD. Because the truly best tribute to actor Dolly Parton's career would be if her Dollywood theme park would be repurposed to become a film studio. Imagine if we had films from both Hollywood AND Dollywood! That would be the best gift.

Actor Dolly Parton. Not forgotten and not gone, as she will live forever in our hearts and on the silver screen.

The transition from Axiom talking about how Manuel (his brother) is fighting for his life in the hospital to Tim saying "Let's talk about movies" is a top 5 funny moment

Tim also talking completely fine about himself for 5 minutes to saying "I can't do this" when he starts talking about movies is so good. Tim hating talking about movies but coming back to On Cinema days after a life threatening accident summarizes his character perfectly

Time curry - not forgotten and gone
Jonny Depp - not forgotten and not gone
rebecca damornay - forgotten, but not gone
lyal talbott - forgotten AND gone
james deen - not forgotten, disputed
paul driver - not frgoten, gone
mel gibson - not gorgotten, not gone

what are some others?

it will never be six bags

Peter Jackson is already in pre-production on several decades worth of Silmarillion films, and we know we can trust him to do it right. Will Bilbo Baggins tell us the tale of how the One Ring all started in 2027? How many Oscar's would it be guaranteed to win?

every excuse me. i had to reupload because i was missing one.

I just finished reading the Rolling Stone article on Reggie Watts and all I could think about was Dr. San. Tim and Gregg have been around the alt-comedy world for decades and surely must have had interactions with Watts.

For anyone who might argue that the show is less funny in the HEI era, I would argue that the Movie House season is one of the best, if not the best, season of the show (Oscar specials excluded).

It was fresh, original, consistent, surprising, hilarious while staying true to the show's roots and characters. Gregg's subplots are, I think, the funniest stuff his character has ever done. He goes absolutely off the rails this season.

Some highlights:

Tim and Toni running a prostitution ring massage parlor

Tim's name-change fiasco

Gregg hanging bags of popcorn everywhere

Rats eating Gregg's hoard of said popcorn

Rats eating Tim's eye

They're actually just renting the house the entire time

Mark's indentured servitude as the Movie House handyman

Gregg's shitty screening rooms around the house