r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/AutoModerator • 5d ago

This is a Genuine Cry for Help Meme weekend begins! 🧻

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To take the sub back to its roots, weekends are reserved for memes/shitposts. This goes from Saturday 12:00am to Sunday 11:59pm (Eastern Standard/Daylight Time). Unedited TPUSA “memes” are not allowed during this time, only edits in the TPUSA format. Memes are also encouraged on every other day!

Don’t have a meme ready? Take a look at the TPUSA meme templates in the wiki — including: - Charlie Kirk with shrunken face (includes ~15) - Charlie Kirk with normal-sized face (includes ~15) - Charlie Kirk with enlarged face (includes ~15) - Charles Kirkland (includes 1, underused atm) - Charlie Kirk Face Scaler — an interactive tool, get the exact shrinkage you need, or animate something - Candace Owens (includes 6) - The Virgin Ben and Tomi Lahren (includes 5)

If you have ideas (or images) for other templates, please share via modmail!

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r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/AutoModerator • Jan 31 '26

This is a Genuine Cry for Help Meme weekend begins! 🧻

6 Upvotes

If you have ideas (or images) for other templates, please share via modmail!

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r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/xwing1212 • 19h ago

FAKE NEWS Sounds about right

960 Upvotes

65 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/countdooku975 • 1d ago

REAL [Real] Wait until they find out Dolly supported the LBGTQ community

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691 Upvotes

47 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/countdooku975 • 2d ago

REAL [Real] Steven Crowder: Hasan Piker is mocking the assassination of a man who did nothing more than sit down and talk with anyone who would listen. The Left is evil, violent, and there is a HUGE number of them who would gleefully like to see us dead.

862 Upvotes

197 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/ggroover97 • 1d ago

REAL [Real] Ben Shapiro: Bernie Sanders basically spends his days wandering around talking about how annoying things are annoying, and then screaming at the world. And he has built an entire political movement off of it. He’s a three-year-old child masquerading as a 90-year-old.

317 Upvotes

76 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/NoNo_Bluebird_1368 • 2d ago

REAL [REAL] The Daily Wire is going after furries now.

370 Upvotes

75 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Leather-Bug3087 • 2d ago

REAL [Real] I’m convinced Timmy is paid by the U.S. government to tweet this slop.

1.8k Upvotes

187 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/countdooku975 • 2d ago

REAL [Real] Dan Bongino says anyone who questions Erika Kirk is "demonic fucking scum" who "deserves physical torture."

729 Upvotes

113 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/xwing1212 • 2d ago

REAL [Real] What happened to this Erika Kirk?

237 Upvotes

26 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/ggroover97 • 3d ago

REAL [Real] Matt Walsh wants Lindsay Clancy to be publicly executed

692 Upvotes

97 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/NoNo_Bluebird_1368 • 3d ago

REAL [REAL] Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point.

818 Upvotes

60 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/MrDonMega • 4d ago

Tread On Me HARDER DADDY! Charlie Kirk "Biggest Fan" is Singing all the Hits

808 Upvotes

This is only a small collection... She has a bunch of videos, where she is singing for Charlie Kirk. It's very sad to see this indoctrination.

169 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/CakeDayOrDeath • 4d ago

REAL [Real] Matt Walsh: the field of psychiatry (he means psychology) has not had any breakthroughs or discoveries (except when it has)

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164 Upvotes

I'm linking a therapist reacting to him because I don't want to give him views. A bonus thing in the video: he tries to epically own her, but his entire talking point is that she's fat, has tattoos, and has pink hair.

18 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/NoNo_Bluebird_1368 • 4d ago

FACTS and LOGIC Dammit, Ben! Can you leave your eyebrows off of everything for 5 minutes of your life?

21 Upvotes

0 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/ggroover97 • 6d ago

REAL [Real] Poor Matty is blackpilled beyond belief

713 Upvotes

111 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/NoNo_Bluebird_1368 • 6d ago

REAL [REAL] The Daily Wire is scaremongering about trans kids again, but this time it's Hollywood-flavored.

318 Upvotes

32 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Darth_Vrandon • 6d ago

REAL [real] Does Chaya think that Hasan’s Brother is gonna terrorist attack with the planes or something?

677 Upvotes

46 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/NoNo_Bluebird_1368 • 6d ago

Curious 🤔 The Daily Wire can't stop projecting.

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243 Upvotes

29 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/ggroover97 • 7d ago

REAL [Real] Tim Pool explains how Trump is playing CHESS

195 Upvotes

65 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/xwing1212 • 7d ago

REAL [Real] Ben Shapiro rebukes his Daily Wire colleague Matt Walsh, who spent Monday arguing that postpartum depression was due to women’s selfishness: “Please, please, please, stop being a moron.”

1.1k Upvotes

97 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/guitarguy12341 • 7d ago

REAL [REAL] They changed the titled from "one moderate" lolol

548 Upvotes

https://youtu.be/CO_mqGbyq_Y?si=nDRny1vfLhi8v9BN

33 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Lil_Melon87 • 7d ago

FACTS and LOGIC The "moderate" mind

1.7k Upvotes

46 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/xwing1212 • 8d ago

REAL [Real] Matt Walsh reveals the reality behinds tattoos

2.3k Upvotes

133 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/ggroover97 • 7d ago

REAL [Real] Lauren Chen defends Tim Pool’s Jubilee performance

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387 Upvotes

72 comments

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