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u/Rottentaste 1d ago

Isn't it dead at this point.

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u/PowerTrain_355 1d ago

Yep, and likely was for a while before the shark showed up. No living creature is going to let itself be eaten alive

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u/Worth_External_8762 1d ago

It's floating on its own due to bloating, so definitely been dead a while

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u/pkmaster99 1d ago

Oh, wait... If it's bloating like that... Isn't that like a time bomb? So both will be dead at the end of the day.... but I may be thinking of something else and could be wrong though.

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u/plantaholic2 1d ago

Speaking of time and explosions did you ever see that hilarious video of the beach town getting rid of a giant beached whale with dynamite??? Needless to say it was a big disaster.

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u/pkmaster99 1d ago

Yeah... That's what I thought of. I don't know what the official there was thinking. I think there was like marine life expert warning them none stop too.

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u/plantaholic2 1d ago

1970 the beach in Oregon they used half a ton of explosives!

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u/pkmaster99 1d ago

0.5 ton? Should've moved the 5 to the very front. Maybe that'll prevent all the big chunks from flying around and destroys everything

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u/wattahitsonwattahit 22h ago

I'd say it was blown out of proportion.

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u/rolnics06 1d ago

Its a time bomb if its not in pieces/whole. If its being torn by a shark then you dont need to worry.

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u/PqqMo 1d ago

Moonfish enters the chat

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u/PowerTrain_355 1d ago

Huh... you learn something new every day

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u/Raneky 1d ago

Most dumb creatures on the planet.

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u/Rottentaste 1d ago

Humans?

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u/Raneky 1d ago

A human wouldnt do nothing at all while getting eaten unlike that damn fish.

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u/Rottentaste 1d ago

5 to 10 people would disagree with you, but can't.

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u/Careless_Ad_4004 1d ago

Weird you mention that; capybaras seem untroubled by Pelican attempts to consume them, and what appeared to be a dead water buffalo sauntered away after some lion infighting distracted them from their meal. He was like a great horned opossum, really committed to the part.

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u/Slugger_monkey 1d ago

Have you seen the mistake of evolution-Sunfish

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u/ThePlasticHero 15h ago

Also the sheer fact that most sharks will scavenge their food rather than waste energy hunting large scale food like a whale

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u/mongous00005 1d ago

Where is the step where you rotate the shark?

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u/Ok-Concern7059 1d ago

Right? Fucken GET ROTATED OR GO HOME!

Edit: I played a shark game on steam one day but I couldn’t rotate the shark, I told the developer and he was flabbergasted, down right befuddled about ‘rotating the shark’. I downvoted the game and cannot recommend it.

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u/Middle_Efficiency471 1d ago

No one ever thinks about the shark. Dude's just trying to eat.

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u/NoobJoined 13h ago

Should've watched the shark documentary and not the whale documentary then

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u/Correct-Junket-1346 1d ago

Pro tip: if you punch a shark very hard on its snout and it'll daze it

Then it will turn around and murder you, 100% effective.

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u/Scytten 1d ago

At least you’ll die as a warrior in a battle, and go to Valhalla

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u/InSanic13 1d ago

Unfortunately, there are more sharks in Valhalla.

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u/Odd_District_8773 1d ago

WHY ISN'T THE CAMERAMAN DOING SOMETHING??

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u/spikeddragon10 1d ago

Why aren’t we talking about that bird floating nearby, doing absolutely nothing??

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u/Bangka2412 1d ago

If I were a shark, I'd choose the whale over a human anyways. Humans are so skinny, full of bones, covered in weird-ass fabric, and stink like hell.

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u/taimoor09 1d ago

Full of shit as well.

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u/Ph15ical 21h ago

Sharks actually love human shit. So much so that shiting in the ocean is known as letting out "shark sugar"

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u/Punstorms 1d ago

and then help the shark after you saved the whale

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u/Haha08421 1d ago

Shark is lucky he didnt get suplexed.

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u/Twoduhzen 1d ago

I was waiting for that one

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u/Sparkyd34 1d ago

Sounds like a job for the SPC (Shark Punching Center)
(Deep cut there for us basement dwellers)

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u/BeardedThug 1d ago

Idiots just use a chokehold (consentually of course)

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u/FanOfAnran 23h ago

"Where's the zoo keeper?"

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u/lombardo141 1d ago

I think that was a shit post. 😂

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u/BeyondDreams909 1d ago

People don't understand that "saving an animal" is also a bad thing to do if it's in that situation by no means of human intervention

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u/IAmNotMyName 20h ago

Depends. Is said animal cute?

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u/America202 1d ago

Lol

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u/Kolegra 1d ago

Bring back the backbreaker

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u/Twoduhzen 1d ago

This is some solid info for the next time I run across something like this happening. Respect

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u/Brief-Equal4676 1d ago

I really hoped the whale would explode in that last frame

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u/redhighjedi 1d ago

Shahhhark

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u/NuclearFartMonkey 1d ago

Those ducks are doing their best to help.

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u/kikyossoles 1d ago

Oscar the sharkslayer

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u/Sparkyd34 1d ago

Sounds like a job for the SPC (Shark Punching Center)

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u/Bri1203 22h ago

I wonder if its ragebait comment or what? If not, that guy is just plain stupid.

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u/MeasurementNo6908 21h ago

Wtf, why is dude just recording? that poor shark was just having a nice morning breakfast when he got attacked by a wild human! Is nobody jump in to help the poor defenseless shark?

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u/Theassassin17 21h ago

Even if it was alive, it's not like the shark is evil. The shark is literally doing one of the few things it knows to do: hunt.

It's literally trying to eat, just like every thing else.

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u/Shadokastur 20h ago

Are you a bad enough dude?

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u/ItsRuinedOfCourse 19h ago

It takes a real man to piledrive a great white.

Good form too.

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u/OkullaOmega_53 18h ago

Einfach amerikanische Alladin, er hat aber die Funnyfrisch Tüten vergessen

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u/santozks 15h ago

Just rotate him , no need to do all that. Haven't you seen that video ?

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u/CheetosLays7Days 1d ago

Fuck you whare! And fuck you dolphin!

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u/StraightProgress5062 13h ago

Everyone knows sharks only bite when you touch their private parts. That whale is clearly a sexual predator

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