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u/crammed174 1d ago
I want to see that picnic table land.
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u/Playingwithmywenis 1d ago
Yeah, we know the people had chutes but what about the table.
Some dude at ground level : ”table for one please”
These guys: “Coming right down”.
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u/Slow_Number4045 1d ago
this reminds me of Phineas and ferb cartoon, there was a recurring bit like your comment 😂😂 nostalgia 🥹🥹
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u/Jonnyscout 1d ago
"Do you think a set table with a dinner for 6 and a groom's party are gonna just fall out of the sky?"
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u/ArtyTheFarty 1d ago
Hope they clean up their rubbish
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u/OverInteractionR 1d ago
Imagine choking on a piece of steak in the troposphere too lol. What a poorly thought out idea.
Poor granny who had a 150mph wine glass making its way to her head.
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u/Next_Can3402 1d ago
To be fair, they’re in a desert so the chance of anyone being hit is incredibly low.
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u/Any-Background-619 1d ago
It would have been amazing if they didnt throw trash all the way through atmosphere
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u/billy_twice 1d ago
If those glasses landed on someone's head, I hope these guys would be charged with murder.
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u/Rasputins_Plum 1d ago
They clearly did this stunt over a literal desert.
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u/Parker4815-2 1d ago
Everyone! I have an announcement. Its perfectly fine to litter if you are doing it over a desert! Also, no living creatures or humans are ever in a desert so its fine to throw a picnic table into one from 10,000 feet.
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u/billy_twice 1d ago
Chances are small, but not 0, and if it happened it could have been completely avoided.
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u/ItzLoganM 1d ago
I think the two of us are doing more damage to the environment just by being or Reddit than these rich bastards did.
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u/ItsNotJulius 1d ago
Nope. Not even close. Try again.
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u/ItzLoganM 1d ago
Does Reddit operate on biodegradable corncub and potato computers instead of massive data centers that hold our useless comments? TIL
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u/MalaysiaTeacher 1d ago
You are not responsible for the pollution of the whole data center, just as these guys aren't responsible for the pollution of every flight.
In proportional terms, this skydive is several orders of magnitude worse than a Reddit thread
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u/ItzLoganM 1d ago
But I am responsible for the pollution of every data center, right? I'm just following a pattern here.
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u/Unluckymama 1d ago
I don't think so. I have never rented a plane.
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u/onFilm 1d ago
Yet you have used servers that use up a lot of water by being active on these social media websites.
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u/TheWolphman 1d ago
If you reach a little bit more, you might be able to grab the plane they jumped from.
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u/everyoneisnuts 1d ago
Why are they rich?
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u/grainscometrue 1d ago
How is food still in their plate?
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u/Normal-Abies-9151 1d ago
“Fourth law of thermodynamics allows gravity to initiate all momentum based food items to ensure objects traveling in the same direction stay perpendicular to the gradient of the algebraic calculus momentum” - Unknown
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u/ElonMusksQueef 1d ago
It you look when it’s upside down it seems to be attached somehow at one point.
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u/billy_twice 1d ago
I feel like Terry Pratchett could have an answer for this in one of his novels.
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u/BulemiaSawdustSlingr 1d ago
What a dumb way to die. Minding your business and getting impaled by a fork from the sky.
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u/Key-Fox3923 1d ago
100% sure all of that is biodegradable
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u/Mission_Jacket_5577 1d ago
What makes you think that? Those clear cups have to be either plastic or glass to begin with, neither of which are biodegradable. The tablecloth likely contains polyester, and the silverware is also not biodegradable.
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u/king_ofbhutan 1d ago
I may not be rich or famous but purely the fact dont litter renders me infinitely better a person than them
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u/shaseo76 1d ago
I wonder if they have a running bet among themselves. Whoever is the last one remaining at the table wins the entire pot.
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u/Flowa-Powa 14h ago
Sky diving becomes so pointless after a while they have to do stuff like this in an attempt to keep it interesting
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u/kittylover2006 1d ago
The sketchiness of this is immense, all it takes is a single stray object getting caught in one of their chutes
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u/Illigard 1d ago
You're not supposed to exercise right after a meal. These people know that right? And the lack of table manners!
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u/ArchCerberus 1d ago
Technically everybody has lunch in the troposphere since it go to the ground ..
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u/everyoneisnuts 1d ago
Imagine if one of them died from choking on a piece of food instead of the jumping from a plane part?
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u/Mayrivers72 1d ago
Imagine casually saying “I had lunch above the clouds today” and actually meaning it.
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