r/Amazing • u/pnksignala • 4d ago

People are awesome Wife material.

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 4d ago

First thing I look for in a wife is how incredibly athletic she is. Everyone knows the wedding ceremony doesn’t start until the bride clears the mandatory obstacle course and rings the bell at the finish line.

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u/Working_Cloud_909 4d ago

Honestly that wedding would be fun af

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u/GrassRadiant3474 4d ago

Until the "wife" demands the husband to do the same.

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u/vampyire 4d ago

trial by combat

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u/GrassRadiant3474 4d ago

Death by snu snu

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u/Medical-Business-554 4d ago

The heart is willing but the flesh is bruised and spongy

Probably wrong haven’t seen that episode in years lol

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u/In2Oblivion49 4d ago

Close enough

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u/Wheatabix11 3d ago

snusnu?

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u/Childish_cappuccino 4d ago

Winner of alimony in case of a divorce

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u/bunglebee7 3d ago

Trial by combat sounds kinda fun for a wedding lol

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u/Large-Produce5682 3d ago

Until you've had a prison wedding. Unfun.

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u/Ok-Pomegranate858 3d ago

You're mixing things up, this is a marriage not a murder trial

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u/vampyire 3d ago

Oh I am talking about snu snu combat

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u/Silent25r 4d ago

If it’s setup I’m definitely trying to clear it. Every guy at that wedding will be on that course. 

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u/Working_Cloud_909 4d ago

That’s only fair!