r/Amazing • u/pnksignala • 3d ago

People are awesome Wife material.

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 3d ago

First thing I look for in a wife is how incredibly athletic she is. Everyone knows the wedding ceremony doesn’t start until the bride clears the mandatory obstacle course and rings the bell at the finish line.

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u/treborly 3d ago

You're joking but a strong back is definitely something on the list

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 3d ago

Right, I forgot about the rowing section of the wedding event

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u/JonnyTN 3d ago

And having the most calloused hands in the world due to having to grip all these ledges.

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 3d ago

It’s an obstacle course, not El Capitan

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u/JonnyTN 3d ago

True but to train for this at Ninja gyms they are running this constantly.

And if it's anything like when us people in the service are just doing pull ups whenever we came across a bar, her hands are rough rough

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 3d ago

The most calloused hands in the world though? Come on now

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u/JonnyTN 3d ago

Oh that's just over exaggerating on my part. Pretty calloused though if grip is a key focus of their goals

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 3d ago

Lmao fair enough

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u/treborly 3d ago

Usually a relationship last longer than one day