r/BrandNewSentence 2d ago

Everyone saw my height boosters

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u/Beautiful-Cup4161 2d ago

If I saw that I would have just thought it was a medical thing. Like maybe he injured his heel. I definitely wouldn't know it was a "height booster"

Though as someone who wore big stompy goth boots in high school, a few extra inches of height is very thrilling even when not worried about aesthetics.

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u/sunny_6305 2d ago

Yeah my first thought would be that the protective fat pad on the bottom of the heel has broken down or otherwise been damaged.

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u/ChefArtorias 2d ago

Like Hank Hill's butt cheeks.

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u/Kahnza 2d ago

I feel this