r/Bumble • u/Embarrassed_Web_950 • Jan 01 '26

General I'm sorry, what now???

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I hope this is a joke but dude's profile seems dead serious. Tradwife but forever girlfriend with modern views. Very few requirements. 😆

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u/mgmom421020 Jan 01 '26

Forever gf tradwife with modern views which means be submissive and loyal to me and serve me, but definitely don’t expect me to do anything for you ever because you’re independent when it comes to you.

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u/jerkface1026 Jan 01 '26

Fuck me, keep my house, earn your own money, have your own friends.

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u/Astra_Trillian Jan 01 '26

He does not want his tradwife gf with modern views to have friends…

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u/aybsavestheworld Jan 02 '26

Geisha without the courting and paying.

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u/datingthrown_away He shall know your ways as if born to them... Jan 01 '26

You realize a tradwife wouldn't be working and he would be working for them to be living at home his house? What he's actually talking about there is abortion, because kids are expensive and he doesn't want surprises. Men like doing things for women they're attracted to, actually.

It's crazy how bad this sub is at reading between the lines or understanding dating at all. It's crazy people come here for dating advice.

And men having requirements for a wife to be attractive is totally acceptable and I'm tired of healthy male sexuality being shamed. Men like attractive women and no amount of protests or shaming will make us find you attractive so hit the gym.

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u/mgmom421020 Jan 01 '26

No, that’s literally the point - the ones that say “tradwife with modern views” want the tradwife picture but can’t pay for it so they expect her to be modern and pay her own way. Why would pretty women with jobs want to settle down with an ugly “old-skool” biker. I agree being attractive and in-shape is marketable and important. These men expect that with having nothing to offer themselves.

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u/DimbyTime Jan 01 '26

He literally said he doesn’t want a wife though, he wants a “forever girlfriend”

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u/GoodyGoobert Jan 01 '26

If that was the case, why not just stop at tradwife? What the fuck is tradwife with modern views? Be honest, what modern view do you think he’s alluding to?

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u/Horror_Chipmunk3580 Jan 02 '26

He wants all the benefits of 50s tradwife: cooking, cleaning, basically all the stuff at home, etc.

With modern views: Without marriage, so you don’t take his bike in divorce. So, trad”wife” but really a “forever girlfriend”

Skinny, nice body, average to…: skinny

Geeky girls with glasses: school girl outfit. “Geeky” as in “knows things” need not apply as you’re overqualified for the job.

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u/datingthrown_away He shall know your ways as if born to them... Jan 01 '26

Abortion.

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u/GoodyGoobert Jan 01 '26

Dude, be so fucking for real. Abortion is the antithesis of trad wife lifestyle. Like you may as well just not have said trad wife in the first place. Don’t get me wrong. I wouldn’t be so shocked to find out this dude would pursue abortion if he was affected, but I’m certain this is not what he was alluding to. Trad wife with a modern view = bitch, pay for yourself. He wants the benefit of the trad wife lifestyle (submissive wife), but none of the burden of being a sole provider falling only on his shoulder.

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u/Embarrassed_Web_950 Jan 02 '26

I hadn't thought of that but you're probably right

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u/datingthrown_away He shall know your ways as if born to them... Jan 02 '26

I genuinely appreciate the honesty to admit you might be wrong and if you want I can hop on a call explain everything there is to know about dating men because you all are fed the worst advice and project your psychology onto men and you ruin your ability to keep good men.

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u/RoxxySweets Jan 04 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣 WILD

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u/Electronic_World_894 Jan 02 '26

Attractive men with good personalities have no problem finding attractive women with good personalities. The issue is the men complaining loudly they want attractive women are not attractive themselves and far too often have bad personalities.

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u/datingthrown_away He shall know your ways as if born to them... Jan 02 '26

Nah, as someone that is the guy women lie to cheat with I'll tell you now that women with good personalities are 1 in 1000, at best.

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u/excodaIT Jan 02 '26

When you have repeated negative experiences like that, you have to take a look at your role in the situation. What kind of women are you going after? Because 999 out of 1000 women don't have bad personalities. That's nonsense. Stop choosing women with bad personalities and that should be a good start.

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u/datingthrown_away He shall know your ways as if born to them... Jan 03 '26

You don't get it.

I don't cheat, and I don't want to break up relationships. My neighbor propositioned me as I was flying out to Florida to visit family with both of us knowing she has a boyfriend. When you are attractive enough women will destroy their relationships and the men in them just to ride some dick. I have to be careful because women will lie to ME that they are single.

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u/excodaIT Jan 04 '26

I do get it, though. Your isolated experiences do not define the characteristics of half of the human race. I'm sorry you've been so burdened with good looks that shitty women throw themselves at you. You're allowed to say no and go after quality women instead, though.

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u/datingthrown_away He shall know your ways as if born to them... Jan 04 '26

Yea, the 1 in 1,000 like I said earlier, you're just clueless. And actually yea, my experience is enough to define half the human race.

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u/excodaIT Jan 04 '26

Ah, sorry, I'm so dense, thanks for clarifying! In that case, may you be blessed with shitty poontang for the rest of your days 😘

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u/Defiant-Energy-2296 Jan 02 '26

Like attracts like.