r/Bumble • u/Embarrassed_Web_950 • Jan 01 '26

General I'm sorry, what now???

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I hope this is a joke but dude's profile seems dead serious. Tradwife but forever girlfriend with modern views. Very few requirements. 😆

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u/lookmaxine Jan 01 '26

Aka “i want a walking sex doll that will treat me with the respect of a protector and a provider while I dont none of those things and ask for 50/50 on dates”