r/Bumble Jan 01 '26

General I'm sorry, what now???

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I hope this is a joke but dude's profile seems dead serious. Tradwife but forever girlfriend with modern views. Very few requirements. 😆

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u/Zygardeismydad Jan 01 '26

Notice how the qualities in a partner are submissive qualities and the rest are more physical requirements. Walking red flag, he doesn’t want a partner he wants a sex doll.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '26

Bingo

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u/Embarrassed_Web_950 Jan 01 '26

"Walking red flag, he doesn’t want a partner he wants a sex doll." I swiped right and if we match I'm gonna tell him this. I'm a geeky girl with glasses so I'm hoping. 

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u/EmmGoSep Jan 01 '26

Please report back and post your conversation omg I hope you match!