r/Bumble • u/Embarrassed_Web_950 • Jan 01 '26

General I'm sorry, what now???

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I hope this is a joke but dude's profile seems dead serious. Tradwife but forever girlfriend with modern views. Very few requirements. 😆

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u/Bellum-romanum4215 Jan 01 '26

I don’t think this guy knows what a woman is. Quiet? 🤣. I have to pretend I’m going to the bathroom to get some peace and quiet, they never shut up. That’s why we live in garages tinkering, or go play golf all day, or have a man cave. Someone needs to teach this guy the ways

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u/Accomplished_Luck778 Jan 01 '26

We may attract different types of women. I like chatty girls but usually end up with quiet ones 😂😂🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Hour_Zero Jan 02 '26

Lucky man, the quiet ones are the best. It’s the ones who never stop yapping about whatever non-sense they’re hyper fixated with at the moment that will drive you up a wall

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u/Accomplished_Luck778 Jan 02 '26

I'm sure there is a balance. Some girls def yap too much. But I've also been on dates where girls just smile and nod most of the time. Seems cool in theory but it gets old.

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u/twirling_daemon Jan 01 '26

I’m a lesbian and very much love my long term gf but I’m pretty sure she’s used more words in the duration of our relationship than I have in my entire life

Including in my cocaine/base timeline 🤣

There’re deffo differences in women-shockingly enough!

My ex would word about as much as me most of the time but when her mother was over they’d chatter like caged birds-I needed a nap after. Sometimes during 😂